PortCon 2012 in 30 Seconds or Less :D

[KnightRiderGirl]

WEDNESDAY
- Driving everyone at work CRAZY with my hyper-ness
- SHOOT I STILL HAVE TO PACK AMG
- SHOOT....STILL HAVEN'T ORDERED MY TRAIN TICKET!
- Up late watching anime...as per usual

THURSDAY
- OMG PORTCON IS HERE
- OMG I'M AT THE TRAIN STATION
- ....kay....train running a bit late
- ....awesome....get to the con close to an HOUR later than I was supposed to
- YAY CHECKED IN. YAY COSPLAY TIEM
- First day on reg...I'm a scared pony :C
- What is with this attention? I'M NOT USED TO IT!
- Things That Can't Be Unseen...OH MY GOD...MY EYEEEEEESSS
- 1 AM Burger King Run! ....but....my sammich was nasty :C

FRIDAY
- YAY SECOND DAY OF PORTCON!
- You want a picture of me? Whut?
- Little girl asks me to sign something. Heart melts all over the carpet
- Work work work work
- Wander wander wander
- HOLY CARP NEWBURY COMICS
- YAY FIRST TIME AT EXTREME GEEK
- ....damn you Mick. YOU PLAYED THE SONG OF STORMS. ....and you made it rain...and cut Extreme Geek by an hour ;o;

SATURDAY
- YAY THIRD DAY OF PORTCON
- ....shoot Sunday is tomorrow
- URG PICTURE IN ELEVATOR. NO ROOM TO MOVE KTHX
- Get lunch at Chipotle...kid walks into door while looking at me. Ooops?
- Kyle Herbert signed my PortCon shirt! Yesssss <3 *fangirlsqueal*
- Brian Brushwood...always freaking amazing. HE NEEDS TO BE A REGULAR ACT! SRSLY!
- Loud thunder...enough light to look like a flash bomb...yep time to leave the mall
- Gotta make it...gotta make it...
- Dragonball Roasting...FREAKING HILARIOUS OMG.

SUNDAY
- NOOOOOOOO Last day :C
- Stash poop in friend's car
- Chat with Brian Brushwood (and I believe Joel McDonald as well...if I'm not mistaken) while eating breakfast
- Almost fall asleep at reg desk. Whoopsies!
- Nyan Cat party in the hallway!
- Sulk at con feedback
- Parental unit picks up at hotel...forced to miss staff pie AGAIN :C

Lets see how your PortCon was everyone!

[Taga]

Thursday:
-It's my birfday!
-It's a tiara and course I am pretty I am a freakin princess
-booze run with hubby and finding a black and pink cake at the store
-pretty dress
-I'm Blue Da Ba Di on the stage!
-Hubby being silly stealing my tiara.
-Drinking

Friday
-It's too hot to wear Grell
-More pretty dresses
-NO EATING THE CELLPHONE CASES!
-That smells horrible and it's going on my face!
-Awesome photoshoot with Mistah Dozo number 1
-No this IS makeup it's alright to say it's awesome
-5 Cotton Candy Martinis
- Friend falling off the chair multiple times
-Not for public forums
-Did you know 5 people can squish onto a king size bed?
-Not for Public Forums
-TOTALLY NOT FOR PUBLIC FORUMS OMG HAWT!

Saturday
-OMG THREE HOURS SLEEP
-Early photoshoot of awesome with Mistah Dozo
-Shu helping me on with my costume while the others sleep (love ya man btw)
-Cosplay Parade of awesome!
-ow forgot I totally FUBAR'd my ankle on Thursday
-Juliet and I not feeling well leaving the contest early
-"wait what do you mean I won first place?"
- people grabbing my tail and saying "Ha I got some tail"
-Mom being totally awesome!
-Cosplay contest OMG heavy costume needs MORE glue!
-Yay number three in line I can go get food now!
-HOW DARE THEY BUMP ME UP A DIVISION NOW I AM GONNA HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK HARD!
-STAY IN YOUR MOMMA'S BELLY YOUNG LADY!
-Back to the mall in costume
-It's a lightsaber UMBRELLA!
-Get into Rave clothing
-End up too tired to attend rave

Sunday
-Photoshoot at mall after packing the car WITH NO CART (90+ pound cooler with booze)
-Shopping
-Fangs
-SO TIRED GOING HOME!
-Holy crap I sold something to someone other then my husband!
-Boys are home!

[Moritani]

WEDNESDAY
-Hey, Moritani, guess what? You can't go to Chicago after all!
-Do we still have a ticket for Ellie?
-Yes.
-Cool, that's mine now.
-What about cosplay?
-BRING ME MY SEWING MACHINE.
-*proceed to sew 3 costumes in twelve hours*

THURSDAY
-Work until 3
-Hey, neat. It's not raining.
-MLP Sing-A-Long
-Leave early, due to work in the morning...

FRIDAY
-Work until noon.
-Speed to PortCon
-Dress sister as powerpuff girl and buy her a ticket (I stole hers at the beginning...)
-Neat, little kids are cheaper in person, anyway!
-War of Tugs!
-Dang. Mud.
-Extreme Geek time!
-Team Kawaii!? But I refuse to even say that word outside of Japan!
-Suddenly... *ahem* things made an appearance. In quantity.
-Then I learned that thunder can silence Julie. Score: Thor 1, Julie 0.

SATURDAY
-Dude. This parade is huge.
-Six-year-old sister wins $5 gift card for Newbury!
-She wants a rainbow poster from the "dorm" section.
-Convince her that the Bruins are cooler than drug paraphernalia.
-Dramatic reading of Batman. Hilarity. Pure hilarity.
-Auction time!
-Acquire a cassette player with the Final Countdown on it.
-This becomes my background music.
-Fascinating panel on Youkai.
-Go to Rule 34 panel and realize that I've seen it all before.
-Reflect on my life choices.
-Fall asleep.

SUNDAY
-CARTOOOOOONS!
-The projector is broked.
-Oh well! Lucky Charms are tasty.
-Cosplay and Getting Older panel makes me feel young again.
-Internet sing-a-long makes me feel old... These new memes are unknown to me, but the kids next to me have never heard All Your Base...
-Cosplay on a Budget teaches me wonderful things.
-Feedback was fun. And bootlegs appear to be this year's fanart.
-Go home, singing Disney tunes.

[Vanilla Kiss]

Wednesday:
- CRAP, CRAP, CRAP! I DIDN'T PAINT MY PIPBOY YEAH *Slabs random paint everywhere and throws random velcro on it*
Thursday:
- TO THE MALLLLL!
- Drug test for new job then TO THE MALL!
- Best friends reunited after 6 months, ULTIMATE LOVE FEST!
- PORTCON OMGWTFBBQ!
- MY BADGE.
- HUG ALL THE PEOPLE!
- SING ALL THE SONGS!
- PLAY ALL THE GAMES!
Friday:
- Anime Unscripted!
- Photos of me? :D
- EVENTS!
- BEST FRIENDS!
- GAMES!
- HUGS!
- AMV CONTEST!
- OMGWTFBBQ I WON!
Saturday:
- WE'RE LATE,W E'RE GONNA MISS EVERYTHING!
- Costume parade, for the win!
- Meeting of the Vault Dwellers!
- GREEN ROOM!
- *Dies of shyness*
- *Makes new friends*
- *Runs on stage then runs off in a dramatic fashion* - #foreveralone because no one came to support me or watch me
- Photoshoot of awesome
- Wandeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Be miserable that I'm aloneeeeeeeee.
- Make friends!
- NEW CLOTHES!
- THUNDEEEER!
- RAVE RAVE RAVE RAVE RAVE
- Goodbye </3
Sunday
- NO RIDE SHOOT. The end.

[Demonsil]

Thursday:
- OMG day off from work!
- MEET UP WITH BEST FRIEND FOR FIRST TIME IN 6 MONTHS
- Buy reg ticket for Saturday
- GET THURSDAY FREE
- MLP Sing along!

Friday:
- WORK
- WORK
- EXCITED
- WORK
- HOME
- CAN'T SLEEP

Saturday:
- OMG UP TO EARLY
- SHOWER Y U NO WAKE ME UP
- MUST get out of town before parade starts.
- Get to con just as the Newbury comics parade was happening
- OMGWTFBBQ was part of the 20 honorable mentions.
- ATE
- WALKED AROUND
- Bought stuffs
- Got a Skyward sword Link's number. ;D Even though a photo shoot didn't happen. :c :Sorry </3:
- RAIN
- SNAPPED GLOWSTICKS
- Rave Rave Rave Rave Rave Rave Rave Rave
- Drive home
- Crashed in bed.

Sunday:
- WORK
- WORK
- DEAD
- HURT
- WORK
- HOME
- SLEEP

[Junai_no_alex]

START
10 ponies
20 mahjong
30 go to 10

[RichardtheDragon]

Thursday
well, I've got everything I need, time to go and meet my friend at the train station
wow, it's not nearly as humid as I thought
Train is late, feels bad for friend.
holy crap, bob is an aweseom taxi driver
wait inside for line, benji is like "nope"
huh, ok, I'm starting to feel the humidity now...
registers, the 11th Doctor has entered the con.
Sees the pinball machine, heck yeah!
goes to play pinball, game room power fail *tear*
moves around, see ALL the friends
eventually, things you can't unsee.... Shawn is now the new Buck
Hour and a half walk home, Themis (my cat) snuggles the bejesus out of me


Friday
bus ride in very early, feels alright, a bit muggier than yesterday
walks around aimlessly for a while and then...
OMG! IS THAT THE 4TH DOCTOR?!
pinball's armed, I take it on.
(14,000,000 points later) good round baby, good round
more aimless walking around, then mahjong panel
Pinball again, pwns multiball, 58,000,000 this time
sees best frined show up, litterally leaps into his arms
catch-up with him, little bit of introductions oto some good friends
Anime unscripted tiem
recovers Sketch's phone after he throws it! PRAISE JOBS!
<3 Gay Batman
if we let the puritans continue on, small monster dogs will turn into giant, head eating pikachus
EXTREME GEEK!!!!!
...which ends an hour early so we don't get fried by lightning
*walks back into hotel* McMasters (guest) "hey, got nothing better to do? let's play some hanafuda"
loses, but only by a little
waits for rain to finish, then Hour and a half walk home, Themis (my cat) snuggles the bejesus out of me


Saturday
Bus Ride, this time I'm a bit late for 9am
lotsa crazy running around and doing stuff, knows there the only things that really matter tonight are Hentai and Rule 34 Panels
Goes into Kyle Hebert's panel, volunteers to be one of the voices
almost faints when I hear him narrate for the first part
after panel, Lloyd the Conqurer (well worth the watch, it's hilairious)
runs around a bit more, lotsa things to do, can't remember them all
*gets yelled to by the head of the con* "Richard, can you stop those people outside from coming in?"
*turns to see her standing next to pregnant woman in wheelchair, heard people asking for the con nurse earlier, easy 2+2* "Alright everyone back up and move aside"
after that, more runnings around shenanigans, then Hentai
tells a really loud guy to shut up while neph is talking, wins prize.
says three things to bring Neph to near tears
after a fun time, right into rule 34
randomly flips through a TMNT coloring book, poor leonardo, never saw it coming
see horrible porn of a tatoo on some persons rear of the world, immediately sings Yakko's World
hour left in con for the day, round 2 with McMasters, 2 round game, I win
Hour and a half walk home, Themis (my cat) snuggles the bejesus out of me

Sunday
wake up really early, waits for bus
gets to con just in time for freakazoid
an hour later after quoting the whole thing, crazy run around time
more pinball, tired this time, doesn't do nearly as well
after that, Mick "Hey, you know anything about Team Fortress 2?" "Yes" "want to run the panel?" "sure...?"
doesn't do much after that, although does see Odaiko New England (who I hope come back sometime)
Abs grabs me, I help two Vendors pack up
then, I run a somewhat horrible/somewhat amazing panel about TF2
Later Taters, until next year
HloY Crap! I HAVE CON DEPRESSION *misses you all on the bus*
gets home,Themis (my cat) snuggles the bejesus out of me.
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

[Gunsbeforeroses]

Thursday:
- T__T WAHH, I'M WORKING. I R GUN B LATE.
- OMG HI ANA
- OMG HI JULIE
- OMG YAY STAFF
- OMG YAY T-Shirt
- Manga room. o.o
- Staff,staff,staff,staff--- OMG HI RANA <3 <3 <3
- Let's go to PortProm!!!--- Jk, going to visit with people moar.
- AWW FRIG, CAN'T UNSEE THAT.

Friday:
- Staffmangastaffmangastaffmanga <3
- Lunch with grandparentals--- YAAAAAAAY
- Sure, I want to learn how to get myself to Japan
- Ok, I hurd I lyke memes, so I watched memes for ages so I could age while I meme... Or something like that.
- Anime Unscripted... PRAISE JOBS, PRAISE JOBS, PRAISE JOBS.
- Extreme Geek: It sucked. <---- lolll, only becuase of rain
- "None of them, because they are underage and we can't do them unless we are brorape."
- "WTF is this, I've never read this $#!+"

Saturday:
- Lolita Picniccc <3 <3 <3
- PONPON WAYWAYWAY PONPON WAY PON WAY PONPONNNN
- Hold le portcon banner through the mall as a lolita. F YEAH.
- Lestafflemangaroom <3
- Holyshiz- someone bought my TDP skirt from the comm art sales? F YEAH
- Ouu, le auction
- Diiiiiiiiiiiiildos.
- Diiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos.
- Horray, I won a boobie mouse pad! :]
- DANCEDANCEDANCEDANCEDANCE
- YYYYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAA [did it on stage, hellz yeah]
- SHENANIGANS.

Sunday:
- D: Its sundaaayyyy, nooooo
- But... waiiii...
- I DUN WAN 2 LEAVE
- *buys more comfort items*
- YOU WILL NOT HAVE SEX IN THIS ROOM [awkward inside joke]
- "You can't do it in the bedroom, you can't do it on this rock, but you CAN do it if you're able, you can do it with your rooster!" [awkward inside joke]
- STAFF PIEEE!!
- "SPIRIT FINGER ME D:< " .... -_-
- FWEE HUGS <3 SPINNING HUGS! <3
- D: <--- my face leaving all ma frandz

[Nanukana]

Thursday:
- To The Con!
- Speed to Portland
- What?! They give us cookies now!? All Hail Doubletree
- Singin' to some Ponies.
- Found other Friends -> Off to Port Prom.
- What!? Group Boffing! Yay!
- Boo-Boo
- Boffing!
- Shower and Bed.

Friday:

- Wake up earlier...
- Nothing to do this earlier... Read a book
- To my Panel!
- Stinkin Laptop... Yay for Tech Staff!!
- Yay Whedon Fans!
- Oooooh, Vendors Room and Artist Alley.
- 100 Dollars Poorer.
- Aww... Time to Go to Work...

Saturday:

- Still Working... All Day... *Sigh*

Sunday:
- Working till Noon.
- Rush to the Con!!
- 80 Dollars Poorer but Grab Bags are Cool.
- Cosplay on a Budget!
- Closing Ceremonies!
- Feedback Panel for the Rage Faces! Yay Julie!
- Aww... Everyone's leaving... *Tear*
- To McDonalds, for the Pokemon...

[Spawn]

THURSDAY
Yeah, no. Not running today.
SECURITY BROS
The Quintessential Quartet has been reunited!
Awkward
STOP TEXTING ME
Awkward reggaetón ringtone mid-meeting
Nik is a racist
BFFS
OMG MY BIRTHDAY TWIN!!!
Red Light, Green Light!
Hey, this is crazy, and I just met you, but I'm going to change in your room because my birthday twin lent me her room key. 
Bonding over bra issues
IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
I can't dance with the lights on!
JENGAAAA
Epic dominoes
Eaten alive by mosquitos, but totally ignoring them because I have the chance to play with the world's cutest Doberman

FRIDAY
Group Cosplay! Field Medic!
MUFFINS
So much fake blood!
No, I am not Lara Croft
Let me help!! I have bandaids!
"No, I got in a terrible accident, but I really wanted a tuna melt."
Ewww this fake blood dries and looks like a road rash.
Awkward photo shoot with my birthday twin
"Do you control the elevators?"
SO MANY STAIRS
Bro!
EXTREME, but not weather-controlling extreme.
Staff rule all!
Frosting cupcakes with my Birthday Twin! :D

SATURDAY
BAGELS
I can still hurt you!
My dad continues to assault my guy friends...
Every day I'm coverin'
We'll go and buy glowsticks during lunch! LOLJK I'll buy them on my own. ( )
Running down the stairs while eating a cup cake. Thug Life!
Oh, no problem, I'll just awkwardly blast this song from my phone.
Fooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
I WILL PROVE THAT I'M WEARING SHORTS BY UNZIPPING MY SKIRT WHEN QUESTIONED.
Coffee run! So many coffees! I somehow end up not getting coffee, which is the whole reason I went. ( )
Duck, Duck, Goose!
I will bleed for this game, damn it!
Oh my Science, a 7 year old just told me that I'm her best friend.
RAVETASTIC
Scarf = rain protector = useless = fail
RAVE RAVE RAVE RAVE
THAT IS NOT A GLOWSTICK... O.o
RAVE RAVE RAVE RAVE
Scarf = cleavage-coverer = useful = win
MIDNIGHT FOOD RUN.  What she order? Fish Fillet! 
Tim Horton's Reunion!
"I CAN'T LEAVE YET, I DON'T HAVE MY SHOES!"
My phone is possessed! TURN OFF, DAMN YOU!
Why am I walking through a marsh? WHERE ARE THE DINOSAURS? WHAT?

SUNDAY
*sniff sniff* It's over.
Nappin' in the staff room like a boss.
Adios, amigo. Quintessential Quartet disbanded until further notice....
3 places at once. Wait, what?
Fried Dough!
Boff tournament
DBZ, essentially: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51dUwwonz8w&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Feedback
Imagine 1000 security members? IT WOULD BE AN ARMY OF BROS
"YOU WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX IN THIS ROOM!" (<--- Awkward inside joke)
"You can't do it in the bedroom, you can't do it on this rock, but you CAN do it if you're able, you can do it with your 'rooster'!" (<-- awkward inside joke)
STAFF PIE

[nik the foamsmith]

Nik is a racist

wait what??

[Spawn]

wait what??

The boff meeting before con. I'm just kidding, anyways! I can remove it, if you want!

[nik the foamsmith]

there will be little to no order to these.
-Awkward nik is awkward.  microphones turn me in to a double hawk.
-Epic staff is epic.  
-Boffer by moonlight huge hit.  good call Mick!
-"we are gonna play a game called Nik is going to be a troll"  Watching reactions of those who knew what was about to happen.
-epic cheers of "Beth" like it is a warcry.
-"Can i wear the stay puff marshmallow guy as a costume?"
-Lloyd the Conqueror, just epic.
-"I wanna make a centaur now"
-"am I really that red?"
-real breakfast nomnom
-sun burn pain sets in, first person i ask after info desk has some.  weekend saved by Jamie.  
-Chillin with old friends and new peeps.  
-Recruiting for masi,  have a group of about of late teen early tewnty's who where really interested but wholly new to the concept.     Also two guys in mid twenty's that already have character concepts planed.
-"we can boff in the shade"
-'Testing' Dave's chain Boffer.
-Dark rain clouds show up just as we start breaking down boff for the day.
-All the great lil kids that came over to boff.
-Young boy "She totally is doing Iorn man wrong."  me "what do you mean"  kid" the wearing no armor."  i look to where he is pointing ans see some one in the mask glove and bikini.  "you will understand a few years"
-Patient attendees when we had to rework the brackets to fit the numbers we had.  
-"He is not injured just shocked from the hit.  And it looks like its worn off he is already flirting."
-Sam epic level martial.
-Great fun fight with the grand champ.  
-Champion hands the prize boffer over to a lil girl.  mind blown by classy move.
-Bit of an emotional and honest speech at pie.
- the realization  of Ba-con.  and desil's reaction.

[nik the foamsmith]

The boff meeting before con. I'm just kidding, anyways! I can remove it, if you want!

im not upset im confused.  cause i thought that be Saturday night.

[Anidex]

Thursday
-AMG THIS COOKIE. THE BEST.
-Cosplaying as Rose Tyler, kept confusing friends who only know me to cosplay guys.
-MASSIVELY confused dealer's room Patrick, with my blonde hair and makeup. xD
-Derpily try to fold teeshirts.
Friday
-Dressed as the Doctor for Court Case, the whole thing was awkward, yet funny.
-Threaten to summon Thor to go after Loki, "If there's a thunderstorm later, I apologize. And you can blame the Doctor."
-There's a thunderstorm that cuts Extreme Geek short. Whups.
-Change into Grandpa Rome for Hetalia panel.
-Get to panel 10  minutes EARLY, to watch previous panel/setup purposes.
-Find out that everyone in the room are for the Hetalia panel.
-"Wait...wait...you guys are all here? For...US? 10 minutes early? And we can set up right away?....Holy balls, we're going to be starting right at 3. CHRISTMAS MIRACLE."
-Go back to dealer's room as Grandpa Rome to work at Garage Sale. Act like a complete derp for 2 hours.
-"No, I'm not Jesus. Or Pontious Pilot. Or anyone from the bible."
-Some people don't understand that the "Are you Jesus?" Joke isn't funny to me. Not cosplaying as Rome ever again.
-Go back to room to change. ROFL I LOOK LIKE FRANCE.
-Now I'm Greece. Woot!
- OMG MALE DEIDARA. Gives him all of the hugs. ALL OF THE HUGS.
Saturday:
-Rose Again!
-Reinbach falls! All of my feeeeels.
-Hilarious reenactment of a certain scene in Doctor Who with Pat. D. at the Tent. XD
- Improve Hetalia photoshoot! Change into Grandpa Rome, hen Greece, then America.
-That hilarious moment when there's a sudden clap of thunder, people run inside screaming (Loki following close behind), and a Thor striking a pose in triumph. XDXD
-Actually went, and stayed at the Rave.
-Ears are still ringing.
Sunday:
-Britain all day.
-Brain Bushwood was a total bro and agreed to take a pic of me being dead in front of "Steve" in the stairwell.
-THE HILARIOUS LOOK on Sketch's face when he opens the door and sees this completely out-of-context.
-Dating Game shenanigans.
-Apparently, Mik is multi-purpose and would make a great magical girl.
-All problems can be solved by becoming a magical girl! Even if you're male!
- Scorpions' idea of the perfect pick up line.."GET OVER HERE."
 -Scorpion as a contestent. Oh god. ALL OF MY LAUGHTER. Wish you had been there.
-Staff pie! Noms.