PortCon 2011 in 30 Seconds or Less!

[Moritani]

Are you saying that it WASN'T 18+? Because I thought it wasn't. But then it was on the sign. So my friends couldn't go in and I wasn't going to go in without them because I would have felt so mean. But we were sad. TT-TT XD

Yup. Some people assumed that yuri = porn and wrote 18+ on the sign. But I had planned a standard PG-13 event (Heck, I brought my 7-year-old along...). Oh well! Next year it'll be better.

[nephilistic]

I'll do the days for what didn't blur together

Thurs day: I should of gotten to bed earlier
I know it says road closed but that's after here
ohhh that looks better than mudders milk
that was WITH not OUT
Ohhh its STAFF 10 years
I do hope she's not the stalker type
My rug of weerd just got pulled
"are you sure?" Yep "are you really sure?" yep "are you really really sure?" just do it already it's my neck
gee what so you know he's going to do fine
Yes at 9:00 sat
coll she just want's to be one of us. one of us. one of us
little caesars for dinner
I don't care that it's 12:30 I want to check in!

fri: the reg wait was how short? for all this?!
might as well dump this bag of dice. not going to get to play anything anyway
he shouldn't be allowed to play Capt Reynolds. I teased 3 or 4 lines and he didn't take a single one
Don't I always? it's @ 9:00 tomorrow
little caesars for dinner

Sat: WOW! a lunch that consists of real food
yeppers at 9:00 tonight
Spawn's WHAT for boff?  have ambulances standing by
fell the burn
little caesars for dinner
I don't know what kind of answer you're looking for. could you give me multiple choice or some examples?
don't forget to abuse them enough. that's as much as you can
all this for me? after the mongolian cluster of last year? They should really start putting saltpeter in ramune
hey this guy is talking about Jung. He might be fun to talk to
knock the dust off my tired old misogynistic panel.
thanks I love doing it
damn! he is cool to talk to

sun:
honestly I don't know much about that stuff
anyone this good at conversation should be able to speak. Of course I can send you the recipe.
pie for dinner
so I'll get a nap before work.

[Knarpulous]

Thursday:
-OMG OMG I've never been staff before what do I do??
-Things That Can't Be Unseen. We did that yes sah. Also the video I submitted was played. :D (The Blob)
-Scarring my friend's mind by bringing her to that.

Friday:
-My friends are here!
-Got a Drifloon hat from Artists Alley
-Working Con Sales: What is this line in front of our table? Tatum's panel apparently.
-AMV Contest showing
-Anime Unscripted: Oh my god, so funny.
-Extreme Geek: First time going, I was in team Japanimation! Wasn't as awesome as everyone had told me it was in years past.

Saturday:
-IHOP for pancakes! Yummm...
-Masquerade! Good, but seems like it's getting shorter every year...
-Got in line 40 minutes early for autographs, was in line for an hour, got mine and a friend's Spice & Wolf DVDs signed by J. Michael Tatum, such a cool guy!
-Brian Brushwood's show! Mr Happypants! :D
-Won some stuff from the auction, yey.
-Didn't feel like going to the rave so I hawked my glow bracelets that I had and made my moneys back.
-Hentai Panel. haheheh.
-Afterparty with Brian Brushwood and the voice actors: matches, kiddie porn high fives, hairspray. Hung out with Tatum and Ayres outside afterwards.

Sunday:
-It's almost over...
-Was tired so I went up to the staff room and watched The Thing with Brian Brushwood.
-Sold the last of the Pocky, Ramune, and 2011 shirts at sales.
-Garage sale didn't know if they had sold one of my items or not but I did get my money for it.
-Watched cute videos then con feedback.
-Packed up and went over to IHOP. Pie, DAWWWWing, and fanart.

Fin.

[Anidex]

Showing up Thursday as America and being a total hero.
Waking up early, since I have a panel at 9 am on Friday. WOO!
"Hai. This is my OC."
Kairi with 5 heads.
COURTCASE.
Canada x Pyramid Head rule 34.
Kyoya buys Silent Hill.
There's at least 7 Canada cosplayers running around, switch to Romano.
People keep calling me Canada anyways. XD
Decide to be Romano all day saturday.
FIVE METERS OF PRUSSIA.
I lost my tomato! D:
Hang out with guests after the after party, fun is had!
Pass out 4th of July candy as America Sunday morning.
Found my tomato!
Have a conversation with Tatum - with me as America and him as France.
Switch to last minute Spain costume, make people happy. <3
Pulled the Secret, Rare Romano figure from one of the boxes while dressed as Spain.
Lose my tomato again!
Didn't find the Romano cosplayer until AFTER she had changed out of it. D:
Found the tomato!
"But I'm not wearing pants!"
Con feedback.....Daycare and fannaarrrrhhht.
Con is over? D: At least there's staff pie!
...;_; Pie is over.  Post-con depression slowly sinks in. ;~;  *eagerly awaits for next year.*

[Shika]

I'll just put some stuff down as I can't remember what happen on what day.
Wake up early and drive down. Stop in a store and grab four energy drinks for the morning.
I suck at doing my hair I don't know why I even try.
Setting up the room, setting up the room.
Walk around waiting for shift to start. I don't know what to do.
Yes shift is about to start, quickly go to room.
Ok last panel go back to room. Stay up late trying to find Red Green show.
Next morning another hair fail day.
Get to room before it opens. Just cause.
Walk around dealer's room. What's that a Gundam at the Garage sale for 18 bucks. AWESOME! Mine
Walk around con head to VG room for a bit.
You'll help me with my hair. Oh God thank you
This looks great, I think I love you. Err I mean here are some fruit snacks
Watch other Naruto cosplayers walk by me and glare at me.
Hey there's Hidan in the dealer's room.
Walk up behind and glare at.
Hey Link got it took him a sec but he started laughing.
Talk to anyone I could find willing to talk to me.
Yes, I have no clue who J. Micheal Tatum is, why are you people glaring at me like that. I have no clue who he is.
Look you all are mad at me for having no clue who he is .Let me ask you this, do you know who Jon St.Jon is? No? Ok shut up and calm down
Damn fangirls
Hrm Props and "stuff" panel this should be fun. Hey that guy is from Animecon.com but is not Patrick.
Cool he build a full size Tardarus. Cool it's in the tent huh. So we have fan base clash in the tent.
Who has the cooler time machine, the doctor or Marty McFly. Thought about this all weekend.
Cool the Gundam I bought was his.
Stay up late trying to find Red Green again, no luck bed time.
I have hair of fail
Walk around with fruit snacks in laptop bag offering them to people
Why are people being cosplay snubs to me. I found a few people who knew who I was.
Hrmm come into the Steampunk panel while it's going
Hey do you want a laptop for the panel.
No worries I have one that can be used.
Sorry for almost high jacking your panel. I didn't expect showing pictures of Steampunk stuff would distract everyone.
DAMNIT the DVD player won't hook up to the Projector. Run around for a bit trying to find a cable to do the job. Can't find one so I use my laptop. Almost have a stroke everytime the DVD messed up, thinking it's my laptop and I'm ruining the panel.
Hear someone say "I don't think he'll make it through the panel"
DVD has issues again *Eyelid starts twitching bad"
Oh thank the fates it's over. Guess where some parts of the show was shot.
Keep computer hooked up to projector and load web pages the guest is talking about. Play Vana White with the computer.
Bloody rave.
Wait the panelist didn't show? Well Mick is running the rave so time to pull things out of thin and and do something.
Only two people in the room. Play Carameldancin and room fills up. Many people do the dance.
Wow alot of people are staying. Start telling stories from cons past.
Get told I sound like Patten Oswald.
Ok they are changing rooms? Good call.
Why do I smell sulfur every time the door opens.
Being told we have to ask everyone to leave so we can clean up and close the room for the night.
Stand in the door and yell to the people in front the party is over.
Umm Shoenai panel should be fun. Not bad, stiil not my thing but was fun.
Clean up room and get ready for Staff pie.
Go to staff pie cool things happen.
While at staff pie PCD hits me like a truck, sits in corner on floor by myself then leave.

[Nanukana]

Thursday:
- *Family leaves to go to con* Darn it.
- Sprint in cosplay making!
- *Sigh* Work... *Tear*
Friday:
- ...Still at work till 3...
- Sleep!
- Drive hour and a half to con! *Yawn* Very tired
- Yay, Candy Land, with a twist
- Buffy lunch box~
- Shoot, this Sarah Michelle Gellar is like a pin up... Probably should've looked before I bought.
- Yes! Some one knew who I was cosplaying!
- Geek Jeopardy! Yay, Glow sticks!
- Wha? More work? No!
Saturday:
- Awake till 3 Am finishing wings!
- Sleep... for like 3 hours.
- Hmmm... How do I put on these wings?
- Hmmm... How do I walk with these wings?
- Walks around con with wings... for like 30 minutes.
- Takes off bulky wings.
- Yay! Star Wars minis!
- Whoa.. Buffy comics. *Buys 33 issues*
- *Sigh* Work again. Bye bye, Masquerade... Go Dezarm!
- Stupid wedding at work!
Sunday:
- Still hating the wedding. Works past 3... Again.
- Yay, con! Shoot, I have to pack up.
- Yay, I'm packed. Shoot, I'm two hours late.
- Yay, let's cosplay. Shoot cosplay's see through. Bye bye cosplay.
- Internet Sensation Sing-a-long! Oh, how I love you Mulan.
- Did my straight sister really just buy a boob mouse pad and a dakimakura?
- Let's pretend to be boff staff!
- Time to get Garage sale stuff. Shoot, I want that plushie.
- *Goes to almost packed up venders table and begs for Konan plushie with Garage sale money* Win.
- To the Con Feed back!
- Awww, kittens.
- Julie's funny, I want to go to Extreme Geek now... Too bad I'm 16. Bummer.
- Aww, con's over. Time to drive Sister to pie.
- Hmm, Sisters taking a while in pie. Time to ready Buffy Comics!!
- Sisters back! Time for dinner at McDonalds so Sister can get Pokemon!
- What? You're out of Pokemon? *Looks at Sheraton* Should've saw that one coming.
- Time to go home. What? Exit 28? You mean not Exit 43? Oops. *Get's home an hour later then planned.*

[Delzia]

friday-
oh crap, running late. angry boyfriend.
wait in line not too bad.
explore entire place.
stare and enjoy everyone's cosplay.
end up wearing my sweatshirts over cosplay so no use in wearing one.
damn rain. damn rain. damn rain.
meet everyone.
see everything i want but can't afford in vendor's room.

saturday.
go early.
sit and watch everyone bustle in and begin the day.
be hugged by a large octopus a bunch of times.
change into fatigues.
meet up with friends.
wander around with them.
change again for job interview.
change into harley quinn when i get back.
have lots of fun.
rave. rave. rave. rave. rave.
tired and extremely pleased with the day.

sunday-
tired from wandering around constantly.
watch the boffing.
meet up with friends for a bit.
watch some more people and some more boffing.
watch people start to trickle on home.
become sad.
hug everyone goodbye.
portcon is done

i survived my first portcon.

[Rose Riku]

Yup. Some people assumed that yuri = porn and wrote 18+ on the sign. But I had planned a standard PG-13 event (Heck, I brought my 7-year-old along...). Oh well! Next year it'll be better.

SAD. FACE. Oh well.

[AgentMeister]

Vodka.
Pirates.
Catfights.
Maple Syrup.

[miitchan]

Thursday:
Auto-goats.
Butt-chan!
"I'm Alois Trancy, wheeeeeeee!"
Bunny-man!
FANSERVICE.

Friday:
FORGOT MY BOW.
Retrieved my bow. :3
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.
Stared at a picture of Kaito for, like, an hour.
Crack!Magnet
Long wigs... combing all day... =_=
PUPPY!
Hallway that never was.

Saturday:
Explaining to those that didn't know about PASWG what I was cosplaying as.
Giving lots of hugs to those who did know what PASWG is.
"I'M WEARING TWO PAIRS... HNNNGGGHHH"
Buying lots of things. :3
Techno dance party tiem~
Double Rainbow! and Yatta!
Luka x Gakupo fanservice ;D
VOCALOID GLOWSTICK LOVIN'.
Fffffffff- I'm tired...

Sunday:
OH MAH GAWD ITS THE LAST DAY OF PORTCON D':
DENMARK/FINLAND LOVEEEE.
"I like soggy pizza..."
Mameshiba~~ nyuuuuuuu.

AND NOW I HAVE CON CRUD. THANKS A LOT. >:I

[Vanilla Kiss]

Thursday:
- Oh my gosh REUNITED WITH MY BOYFRIEND AFTER TWO WEEKS!
- *Helps him get in armor.*
- OH MY GOSH IT'S PORTCON!
- *Waits for like four hours because we were there early.*
- *Stares at everyone that goes by her.*
- *Fidgits with her costume as the line starts moving.*
- AHHH BADGES! *Writes Morrigan.*
- *Still stares at everyone*
- HIII ONEE-CHAN!
- Goes to mall and gets 5940954059034 stares with her love.
- MUNCHKIN!
- VIDEO GAME ROOM!
- SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Friday:
- UP SO EARLY!
- PORTCON YEAH!
- ARTIST ALLEY! HI THOMAS! *Buys his pokemon sprites.*
- *Drags boyfriend everywhere.*
- *Still stares at everyone as they pass.*
- VENDOOOOOOOOORS! SHOPPING!
- *Gets stopped for lots of pictures.*
- MISSES COSPLAY COURT CASE. RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
- Meets boyfriends friends finally *Gets dragged to video game room and board game room.*
- Almost walks into one of the voice actors. NEEEEEEEEERDOM CRAZINESS!
- Signs up for Walk On in Masq! OH MY GOSH WHY DID I DO THAT?!?!
- MISSES ANIME UNSCRIPTED. RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
- PORTAL 2 ~ Spent killing each other in co op because it's funny.
- KIRBY!
- Various things then SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Saturday:
- ANNNNNNIVERSERY!
- AHH WE SLEPT IN!
- Cosplay Green Room line ~ Epic conversation with Wesker an V from V from Vendetta.
- COSPLAAAAAY GREEN ROOM *Dies of stage fright as she waits.*
- I TALKED TO SOMEONE! ^O^ *Makes friends eith Vivaldi.*
- WHY DON'T WE HAVE MUSIC FOR OUR WALK ON?!
- *Dies as her boyfriend drags her onto the stage then breaks character as her boyfriend shouts FOR FERALDON and starts smiling*
- BEST IN GROUP?!? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? *Dies again.*
- BEST IN UPBEAT/OTHER FOR AMVS ANNNND JUDGES AWARD?!? WHAAAAA?! *Dies once again.*
- *Gets dragged over to one of the voice actors as her boyfriend asks him for tips about voice acting. Dies of nerdom.*
- I WANTED HIS AUTOGRAPHHHHH GYAH STUPID LINE!
- STEAMPUNK PANEL! Which resulted in getting my boyfriend into STEAMPUNK FINALLY!
- MUNCHKIN.
- CAAAAT DANCER! (For like 49034930493th time)
- RAVE. NUFF SAID.

Sunday:
- NO COSPLAYING!
- TIIIREEEEED. SICCCCCCK.
- MALL!
- CONWIDE GAME! FAIL! We drop out!
- Boyfriend dances with Cat Dancer!
- MUNCHHHHHHKIN!
- WAAAH IT'S DONE!

[Archimer]

[Kilted]

Jerks

[Axel Kennedy]

Thursday
Wait in Bangor for New Deadpool Costume
"WTF is with the eyes.  Oh Well."
Deadpool ran Werewolves of Miller's Hollow: Great Successes
Rushed Tron RPG.  Still Went Good

Friday
Kingdom Hearts RPG: Cute Girl/s Played Tifa.
Am I In Extreme Geek?
Got Food Delivered!
Met Cute Harley Quinn "Hey I think she digs me.  Better keep the darn mask on!"
Am I in Extreme Geek?!
"I don't Wanna be a Mechanic!" "WELL SHOW UP ON TIME!"
Learned never let Paranoia Guy make Characters.  Ever.
I NEED TO BE IN EXTREME GEEK!!!
.....Heheh, I got In.
Lost Drag Race Again. Lost my Second chance even though I cheated.
SOUNDING?!
Got to Sing with McMasters

Saturday
Wait?!  Files CORRUPTED?  NO GARGOYLES?!  fudge!!!
TMNT was Epic!  Set it up for Next Year.
Is that.....Another Deadpool?! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is that.....Harley? God....Damn It
Transformers WENT AWESOME!
"No Prop policy?  You're Deadpool.  I know you won't be stupid."
Room Check with Panda
Bondng with the security guys!

Hunter.....Crash and Burn
Other Deadpool 1  Old Deadpool 37.  He's closing the gap
Steampunk:  All sorts of Jolly Cortex Epicness
"poop, I gotta be back in Bangor for work at 10?!  Hurry Up, Julie GODDAMN IT!!!"
Fanart(sigh)
Con Depression Starts
"OH MY GOD!!!  I GOT AN IDEA FOR RPGS NEXT YEAR!!!"

[PatrickD]

My PortCon Adventure was really about a week long...  SO BUSY!

TUESDAY:
NSFW at my place!

WEDNESDAY:
Beers with Brian & fans in Lowell

THURSDAY:
Destroy some toys and pick up some guests

FRIDAY:
Guests and seagulls then Jekka's favorite kitty face

SATURDAY:
The Doctor, FIRE, dinner, and MOAR FIRE!

SUNDAY:
Sad goodbyes and NSFW instead of pie

MONDAY:
EVEN MOAR FIRE in front of lawyers! WTF?

TUESDAY-FRIDAY:
I CAN HAZ SLEEPZ NAO?  NO? BOO!

THURSDAY:
OH HAI MARIAN CALL!

SATURDAY:
SLEEPZ!!!  YAY!