Unwritten game rules...

[KnightRiderGirl]

Never piss off Cucco. Ever.

You WILL die.

[RichardtheDragon]

Never piss off Cucco. Ever.

You WILL die.

LIES!!!!

if you see a big shadow under you... RUN!

[kakashiyeah]

-If you can't beat a boss or get stuck on a puzzle or other part of a game, Leave it alone for a few days and then come back, you'll get it in one or two tries

[Calcos323]

-If you can't beat a boss or get stuck on a puzzle or other part of a game, Leave it alone for a few days and then come back, you'll get it in one or two tries

Man, you have no idea how true that is for me.

[Taga]

LIES!!!!

if you see a big shadow under you... RUN!

I just right at the time it jumps down then I kill it.

[KnightRiderGirl]

Every time you beat a level...you always find an easier way to do it online

[Calcos323]

Whatever amount of time you plan to invest into Civilization, you always use three times as much.

[RichardtheDragon]

due to arkham city and arkham asylum's popularity and worth as a game, "because, Batman" is not a legitimate excuse for everything ever

[Taga]

The Sims will eat your soul and you hard drive space.

[Vayaviya]

Phoenix Wright: If something seems totally useless and you never use it, it's probably the key to winning. :L
If a choice seems really ridiculous or dumb, it's probably the right one.

Shin Megami Tensei (series as a whole): One wrong move and you're dead.  Actually, you're probably gonna die anyway.  Get used to that Game Over screen.
Buffs and debuffs are wonderful things.
Leave Mitsuru at the base of Tartarus (oh the MC's about to die I could heal or...*casts Marin Karin*)

Fate/Stay Night (VN, close enough): See Phoenix Wright, Rule 2.

Mother (series): Get glue and tape.  You'll need it to mend your heart after you finish playing. ;_;

[Klahaclone]

Megaman 2: Always go for Metal Man first, because the Metal Ripper subweapon is really all you need.

Contra: ENTER. THE. CODE. Need I say more?

Super Mario 2, the Lost Worlds: If it's the first mushroom, run for your life! That thing is a LIE! (better yet, avoid ALL darker-looking mushrooms)

Punch-Out: Go for the gut with King Hippo, everyone knows that

[Charlie2Kairi]

Whatever amount of time you plan to invest into Civilization, you always use three times as much.

That is so true with my MMO (Ultima Online)...or FB for that matter. I think ''I'll just come one for 10 minutes to do this thing real quick'' (4 hours go by and I'm still playing because I found other stuff that 'I should do while I'm on'

Contra statement too funny, it's true for Life Force too. It's best to begin with 100 lives!

The Punch-Out statement: My ex- hubby got to know the pattern either that one or mike Tyson's Punch-Out (there's a difference right?), anyway he got to know it so well that he could play the game until the end guy, not looking at the screen. He actually turns his chaair around to face the opposite way and plays. That was pretty amazing for me to see.

[j99450]

Elder Scrolls-If you tick of Azura it will NOT end well...

[RichardtheDragon]

Elder Scrolls: it is worth your money to buy!




.....because you'll be playing it for 500+ hours right after you buy it

[Knarpulous]

Another Elder Scrolls rule: Every single guard WILL know that you stole that one potato on the other side of the map.