"A Germany who's taller than me, stronger than me (enough to carry me around so ~maybe~ we can randomly act out that part where Italy's patting Germany's butt lol), and willing to have me cling to them in an almost annoying way for at least a day, or part of one."
That's how I described it to another friend, in a nutshell. No skits, like, legit skits, for me; way to shy, haha.
I don't think finding someone taller (I'm 5'7"/172cm) and stronger (I'm weaker than a wet noodle ._.) than me would be too hard, it's just that I don't actually know anyone like that, here, in this town.
And Knarp, I can't wait to see your China cosplay, you'd be perfect for it.