PORTCON 2010 IN THIRTY SECONDES OR LESS

[Shika]

Thursday
Ok wake up early and get butt to con to help setup.
Hey where is everyone?
Damn I'm way to early.
Yay others are here. What should I do?
Oh crap gotta get girlfriend.
Ok it's starting soon.
Wondering around near the panel rooms.
Yay my panel went well. Yay Deadpool
Awesome her panel went great, was worried when people walked out/
Friday
The alarm went off?
Start shift
Feeling like a useless Tech. All the other techs are working Whaleback. Guess I'll stay in Breakwater.
Oh god cursed to stay in Breakwater.
What do you mean they never showed up? Improv panel #1
Ok your panel ended after an hour and you had a 2 hour slot? Improv #2
Can't walk away from panel rooms.
Blue techie needs food badly.
I swear I'm not a shark. No need to count your toes. Inside joke
Yep sucks having MS but I will be a useful member of staff.
Saturday
Why don't I hear the alarm?
Start shift feeling like low tech on the totompole.
The other projector is in the staff room ok.
Oooh left over pizza. What I can take a box?
Hook up projector
Playing pizza delivery boy
What they didn't show either. ? Improv #3
Feeling really bad after panel ends early cause told the panelist how annoyed I was getting with this stuff. Wasn't her fault feeling like super bad cause she looks like she is gonna cry. Improv #4
yay shift over.
Walk around con a bit. Feel pulled back to Breakwater.
What they didn't show either and had a two hour slot? Replay that Anime. Improv #5
Walk around a bit feel the need to visit Breakwater again.
What no panel again?
Look out Mario, Godzilla is in Mushroom kingdom. Improv #6
Running out of ideas for improv panels. Sorry everyone I fail
Oh boy the rave is going on....... What is that a dude in a dress?
Oh crap I'm moving as fast as I can to the door.
Holy crap the Red Green show. Watched twice
Oh come on people it's 2 AM
Sunday
Heard the alarm that time.
Start shift feeling somewhat useful.
Dude what you're panel went 20 minutes and you're just walking out. Improv #7
Yay improv panel that's not mine. Was fun.
Shifts ends. What the person isn't here? Talk to CJ
Crap everyone this way he never comes down here.
What he's coming? Wait he went into the room go,go,go.
Thanks alot LadyHawke I'll be having nightmares from that. (And I did. Kids saw that?)
Weerd should totally cosplay Red Green.
Sneak into Dealer's Room before closeing. Get a cool wrist bracelet and a Bag of Holding.
OMG burger was awesome wolfed down.
Didn't want pie thought.
Sneak out.

[SoraKitty]

Thursday:
Waiting and waiting and waiting.
Rule 34. Some of the things can not be unseen.
Swimming, look what I can do! -spazz-

Friday:
Sora made her debute!
Learned and got idea's for steampunk.
Naughty Custom Art. =3
More swimming!
Truth or dare?

Saturday:
Rave outfit all day. =]
Commissioned Robert Quill
Cosplay!
Dance Party at cosplay!
Seeing Ginger and Kayla, and sung Tik Tok with them in the hallway!
Techno Dance Party!! =D
Hanging out with Ginger, Kayla, and other at the dance party.

Sunday:
Sora showed up again.
Picked up my drawing. Couldn't be happier. =]
Hung out with the Link's all day.
Digimon photo shoot!! =D
Con comes to an end. =[

[Dukat]

Also Sunday the Geek Comedy Tour....the Diary of Anne Frank stealther video game!

[PBplayer1202]

i can do this in less then 30 seconds,

caution tape crew

brofists

team red jaguars in capture the flag

huddling up before the rave like its the Superbowl


the game

[nik the foamsmith]

green is me talking
thursday-work

friday- :QQ:work
-cute girl at work starts talking to me about vidio games.  seems the colleted nerd energy radiated all the way to biddo.
-check phone "NIK DUMONT WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!"  ah that must be Heather
-cant find the hat no walrus
-"omg its the foamsmith"
-"sweet niks here"
-"i got a larp character im going to play that will be fencing catching swords and arrows and throwein blades..........i made a pinja."  "thats not so bad"  "he is going to mutate in to a murloc" "oh"
-train of thought, Mr T, derailed
-Mr. T's camera man
-eww that how you make the grenades.......groosee i have some in my inventory
-to Mr T. "you need pop corn and a fat kid"
-"thank god your here. now people can stop asking"
-"nik is your -censored- the hammer?"  "no........more like a splitting maul"
-jupis chat time. its weird talking to some one in person its to dark to see their face and its beem a year so the voice is not familar thank god i knew your real name

Sat
-morning no costume just a guy in under armor
-talking to waldo and weird
-adorrable lil kid boffin  awww
-with out the hat is just a creeper stash
-oh there is my viking sword
-irish cake and pirating extra cream
-box full of kittens
-fliping off said box
-largo makes a sad noise
-evilgrin
-"im suprised spawn does not have a flock of fanboys yet, or did she already kill one?"
-"for tifa that is well covered"
-i get to get my hat  yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
-'do you think this hat can stop a bullet'
-pizza hut if you dont know you where not there
-spawn the pizza slayer
-cant seem to move with out pictures being taken
-so this is how it fells. well not to bad...but im late
- "sory im not used to costumes people reconise. commence flogging for lateness"
-blue hair lil girl is back awwwwwwwwwww
-"eww no nik wouldnt, hes know me since i was 10" "13 actually and you kicked my butt then"
-epic link props
-wiket the apprentice foamsmith
-oh a larper chick she speaks ma language
-princess peach offering to be my kari
-"wow you look like that guy from mythbusters" their friend " i thought he was the diabetes guy"
-epic link props
-sparing bash, nice to see ive not gotten as rusty as i thought
-sparing brian, relising im still damn rusty
-breaking the one on one rule cause it takes the master foamsmith and the boffer warlord to takeout a toddler spawned from two dnd geeks
-"hey my phone is going off"  
-steph visit
-steph know the larp chick sweet
-cute blond grinning ear to ear cause of boff <3
-"you did this as a class, i so went to the wrong school"
-first dinner  and random non con kid reconising costume
-second dinner funn time scaring the mundanes
-"ill be in my bunk"
-"jamie does not dance. thats all adam"
-julie our lord and master"i love your show" 

sunday
-Edie izzard noises
-spoooooooon
-"i have been a tenticle monster before"  spawn looks creeped out  "like princes mononoke"
-largo"what do i need to know to cosplay nik?"  "aside from loving bacon and being awkward i don't know
-knowing if i get all the staff coming back that i am going to love being boff chair
-"if i had a fursona it be my spirit animal, raccoon, cause how much trouble can i cause and every one still loves me
-Jamie disapproves pic
-looking for a 'jerk' when confused about the plunger and kilted responding as if by name lol
-glad i am used to my nephew boffing cause i got summoned for most of the kids that wanted to boff
-tourney first round,  the guy who let the kid advance deserves more then a hand shake
-Epic round robin and fitting event for bash's last year. a 3 way tie
-making the shield fighters fence against the dread pirate Roberts
-bash announcing his stepping down and my promotion
-thinking to my self how effed i am having to fight them they are all much faster then me
-"lambo give brian your sword it will make it even"  mr conde we need to get you an ultra light
-having a possible adam and build crew awesome
-2 on 2 then 4 on one.  was nice to let taug run wild again
-letting sam finaly colapse
-staff pie, though for me its more staff chilling out. i need to drop more weight to get my ass in armor
-taking notes from neph
- pic revisited mythbuster overboard style
-"that pic jena sent me of you was awesome"  "wait what pic?...im confused and a lil scared"
-wiket already geared up to go for next year  just awesome
-"those elastics in heathers car where yours?" "yep" "are they still there?" "nope they are in bash's jeep thing."
"who said that?  wait who else have they told?  .............actually its its kinda a good thing."

think i got it all now

[nephilistic]

30 seconds or less? easy most of mine are not going be PG-13 so it gets cut. my adult list goes on forever

Thursday:
It'll all fit in the car if I need to use a shoehorn and WD40
WOW! you make a shower sound dirty.
Yes heather that's just juicing a grapefruit.
What do you mean we're using flat channels again?
Oh, those spots of null-space are staffer doing other things this year.

Friday:
The free breakfast isn't worth going to
She left the dance to play Cthulu? She wins a prize!
I'm not a stranger. We met yesterday. If mom meant stranger than you you'll get in trouble eating that.
Shaken staffer syndrome! Reduced to telling jokes in mime, but I hate mimes.
Gimmie them cards.
Tim hits harder than I thought.
Served in a diaper... Should be Indian food

Saturday:
Tifa can be done conservatively. Thank god!
ACK! The muffins!
I applaud your cosplay. Just going to check if it's any good for the ultra-violent and bond it.
That used to be my chicken. Glad she's ok and back at portcon.
All this line for my panel? They must think it's for something else.
Room's about full. To get more people in they'll have to be very friendly.
Sure I can fill time to cover tech issues. Let me tell you about the horrible things that happened to me.
cool! Got video but low on time.
Parental WHAT?!?! Guess the club joke was fated. Saves me buying more for next year.
An hour of talking is my limit.
It's after hours at con. Tell the F-ing joke!!!

Sunday:
Tired so very tired.
You'll e-mail it to me? SWEET!!
And this is a better way to kill someone.
Pie shenanigans!
 

[tagaseguchi]

Neph one word....'No' lol


wow lets see

Friday:

-"I could be walking around naked and no one would notice cause I haz a baby"
-W'eerd being somewhat giddy about holding the baby
- Wilson, Jena and I getting ready for the Jfashion panel....and the door frame
-"Okay not to sound like Jena but have you seen my baby?"
-being called Lady Taga and someone adding on Mistress of Yaoi
-See good reason not to run the Yaoi panel I haz baby
Saturday
-MELTDOWN!!!
-A whole day without any kids? may I never wake up from this dream
-Mom telling me that my costume is the best that she has seen from me (thanks Mom that means so much to me!)
-Hanging out with Rayne and the Repo guys during the cosplay contest
-Wallace actually going on stage
-fireballs from his eyes and lightning bolts out his arse
-Where's Heather...okay found Heather...Where's Rayne? Found Nik. Where's Rayne? FOUND HER!
-Dinner and scaring the Muggles with talk about tentacles
-*Dance dance dance* Yay I made it through one song.
-OMG Mr Game 'n' Watch
-*dance dance dance* OW I think I tore something (yup I did)
-5th anniversary with Wallace back to the scene of the crime
-I have never had this much fun at a con
-"So Mick if it starts raining I'll be the first to get an umbrella right?" I'm wearing white and apparently i will be last to get one cause of it...

Sunday
-Cant find Ivy oh well I'll wear my steampunk outfit
-ouch boots day after dance...am I trying to kill myself?
-my parents picking me up (my dad had never seen cosplayers before)
-Mall with Rayne, Jeremy and their friends
-Naruto Yaoi at the mall
-"Where are you Julie's looking for you?" me: "home? whats up?" still dont know what is going on
-Reading Baby's First Mythos to the kids before bed.

[SolSiruken]

might as well sum up the chaos

thur-
"shirt and tie or casual......casual"
combat gear is kinda heavy
"DUDE, NICE FAUX-HAWK"
NEPH! WEE'RD! ONI! ANBU! ME!
"wait, you seriously couldnt hit "print on one page?"
"thaaaaaaat's my butt"
phew, 1 down

fri-
"HOLY FREAKIN ASSCRACKERS...where is everyone?"
time to get the line goin!
"how many people didnt show up? ah crap"
staff room of epi-win
"blaxploitation kung fu! TIME FOR MOCKUMENTARIES!"
ok seriously, who the hell put me in front of every musically oriented room where people sing godawfully?
"ok this i gotta post to facebook"
I AM NOT MR FREAKIN T, FOR THE 48TH TIME DAMNIT
"holy sh*t, its a MR T....AND HE LIKES MY HAIRCUT, WIN!"
....he's a stockbroker for his dayjob? SO MUCH WIN
"spawn, are you wearing a dress?.....the world is ending"
"arent you soap from mw2?"
"....marry me?"
"....."
"what? i'm serious. you're the first gal to recognize my cosplay!"
"....."
"....what?!
phew, 2 do HOLY CRAP I HAVE TO COVER FOR THIS GUY AGAIN?

sat-
hegurkgurk...1 hour of sleep
schedules totally fubar, lovely.
Nope, still not mr t.
I've still got immunity to "the game" so shove it kid.
"unf unf unf"
"dear sweet loving crapsmas, my FEET"
wait a second, did I just hear ryan actually say something? whoa...
more people bailed, schedule practically doesnt even matter anymore.
Relieving relieving relieving gotta do my shift noones relieving me BAH
"dont tell me how to do my job" becomes the new security meme.
MORE SLIMJIMS AND FREAKIN JUNK FOOD IN MY VEST
"did someone just peace-bond that guys...to that gi....ok who did that, Im breaking someones skull"
MR-RAVE AND WATCH! WIN
ughhhhhhhhhh nice shower, good shower OW OW OW OW HOT HOT HOT ahhhhhOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

sun-
sausage egg and cheese breakfast bagel, WITH SLIMJIMS?!
almost done
schedules null and void, we're relieving people who need it and vice versa
winding down
weer'd-you arent doing your job!
me-???
weer'd- SOMEONE POOPED IN MY PANTS
me-....you're not wearing pants
weer'd-.....oh. well then, SOMEONE POOPED IN MY PANTS THAT ARE IN MY TRUCK
seriously, why am i wearing this vest, oh wait *grabs gushers* thats why.
EVERYONE, WE ARE DONE FOR THE YEAR! WOOOO
"did our high fives just explode shiny sh*t?!"
".....yes!"
"FRIGGEN AWESOME!"
*high fives again*
random bystander-thats your watch shattering, not your high fives
".......aw damn...>STILL AWESOME"
piepiepiepiepiepiepie
"wait, DIESEL, YOU SON OF A"
julie-what kinda pie do you like
me-oh shi...
*gets pied*
"THERES COCONUT IN THE BACK OF MY NOSE STILL!"


Sums up that.

[Spawn]

-"im suprised spawn does not have a flock of fanboys yet, or did she already kill one?"

Where was I when this was said?

[Hakuro de Killer]

Thursday: -Crap! It's already 8 AM! I gotta get ready! REALLY shouldn't have stayed up until 3 AM.
                 -Okay, fat people shouldn't be walking around places. Note to self: work on getting a license FASTER.
                 -...and made-it to the meet-up spot! ...why isn't anyone here yet?
                 -Umm... are we all gonna fit in there?
                 -Finally made it! First year as staff! Woot-woot!
                 -Poor, poor Chandler at the Who would win panel. He didn't stand a chance.
                 -Yay, Geek Jeopardy!
                 -"5000 points off my score for making a crack about the Star Trek category being about Stargate!? THIS IS MADNESS!"
                 -8PM, time to staff! This... is actually more fun than I thought it was going to be.

Friday:
                 -Alright, day 2! Not too too much to do that I can think of, so I'll head behind the counter and help staff off-shift!
                 -"Holy crap, Cat... what in the- are you even alive up there on stage?"
                 -"Ph**k yea, Chandler, using your teeth like a REAL man!"

Saturday:
                 -Oh yeah, Saturday!
                 -"I'll judge this Yugioh Tournament! Leave it to me!"
                 -"...don't worry guys, I'll have the software next year!"
                 -"Oh, bunch of people are getting on stage to dance? I think I'll join- oh wait, I think it's for the cosplayers only, maybe not. Wait, there are some regular congoers going up there too. Too late now... [/awkward]"
                 -"Mom, we have a cunning plan..."
                 -Still think Sol could pull off a cosplay of Barrett from FFVII. No doubt!

Sunday
                 -Last day of the convention, and I haven't spent any time with Mr. Fabulous! *explative*
                 -Sweet Comedy Tour! Hillarious, but a smidge offensive-sounding in places.
                 -...and thus it was time to pack up and say farewell... did you say pie?
                 -Managed to get a second slice of pie after seconds were called, but before the picture was taken. Got picture taken with the fork dangling from my mouth.
                 -Then it was back to Bangor... and I needed sleep.

[Anidex]

                 -"Holy crap, Cat... what in the- are you even alive up there on stage?"
             

Going to GU has trained me for that moment.

[nik the foamsmith]

Where was I when this was said?

sitting at the table out of ear shot.  im not even sure who i said it to. may have even been no one at all i found i ended up talking to my self alot

[Soul Tsukino]

Friday:

- 2 hours of sleep? It will have to do
- Better take that stomach medicine, it's going to be a long day.
- Styrofoam hot cake container at McD's making me nostalgic
- Neph spotting me for the Hen-tye shirt
- Looking for the registration line and realizing there wasn't one
- Hey, It's CJ. 4 books for 50 bucks? Sure thing Boss
- Creepy Korean mystery DVD
- You have that in 3x? It fits. SOLD!
- Realizing I blew almost all my day's budget in 30 minutes
- Hey, The Fakku guys are here!
- wait? 7 Steampunk panels. They Turned me down for THAT?
- Jekka's big Sunglasses
- Anime about Cats? I'm there
- Mookie's nerdgasm
- getting complimented on the Hen tye shirt for the third time
- OCB and the grape Fanta
- Having Stomach meds run out in bathroom of OCB
- The creepy guy at FYE thumbing through porn with the god awful smile on his face
- THIS (pointing to the baby stuff in Spencer's) is what happens when you mess with this (pointing to the sex toys the next aisle over)
- My camera can't handle a 2 gig card? Crap. time for a new camera
- oh that's why we we never saw PatrickD
- CJ!
- His sexy woman voice singing "What is that and what does it do?"
- Telling CJ about the last chapter of my book and making him tear up
- "We should have done a panel together"
- Me nearly dropping dead of shock at that exact moment
- Jeez, I'm now on my 18th strait hour on 2 hours of sleep.
- Only To be told I did so with no caffeine
- Mini Chips ahoy, juice and sleeeeeeep

[Hakuro de Killer]

Going to GU has trained me for that moment.

Well whatever happened, you are more than deserving of being the winner of "You laugh, you lose".

[Tekashi]

Thursday:
-Taking down Giovanni alongside Volkner
-Debated how Ninjas can beat Pirates any day
-80's Dance... 'nuff said
Friday
- Saw my friend link
- Team Rocket needing revenge
- EG (with extra Mosselman)
Saturday
-Yugioh Tournament
-Met people i might be RELATED TO?!?!
-Chilling around the mall
- RAVE!
Sunday
-Silver Snakes CTF
-lasting one round in boff tourney
- missing the geek tour
-saying goodbye to all :'(