PORTCON 2010 IN THIRTY SECONDES OR LESS

[Hardugay]

Wed: w00t, new racing seats in my taxi!!! I have my emissions fail sticker, now to maine.... jobcore to pick up negruto. Back to Liptons by 2am.
Thu: Soup kitchens are awesome in downtown portland... lazy afternoon, then went to OOB and got stuck in a small hurricane... NO JOKE!! Owned at DDR as the wind and rain raged on outside around us. Back to Old Port to the Eastland to Maxwell Steampunk Huxleys apt. GOT AWESOME with FOX, according to our tradityion of being awesome.... lots of ICE lolZ, being wayyyy too awesome in downtown Old port, flailing around a long tubular plastic object. Got more awesome....
Fri: Hangover, ouch... to the Wyndham!!!!! Checked into days inn, DOMO HARDUGAY!!!!!! Saw some low prices, then some dangerously low prices, then some illegally low prices.... TOO many low prices, time to get awesome with adam normandin (duct tape Mario) woooooohhhhh soooo awesome right now. VERY awesome, snagged some video games. Kaie Wharff and Micah a Sammy a Foxie woxie, a Brian, a BLYNN and an asian named Jackie......a perfect excuse for a dance party!!! Mixers broken...ARRGH   some boring old stuff that happened, lol not really, but yeah.... after this I dont remember much, hookah in some parking lot, not sure exactly where, lol. Running around soooo AWESOME that I lost my entire Bert cosplay :/ akward interruption at some point from my friends who were just arriving at portcon involving a strategically placed video camera, ROFL... can anyone say random debut into film.....
Sat: One of the better ways to wake up... no hangover too, yayyyyy!! Back to Portcon <3  kinda bored, so I show off my car, lol.... impromptu dance party/break circle in parking lot   Got awesome with Brian.....tradition, and walked around being awesome at the mall, went to buy smokes and chips, had a heart to heart with a good friend and a missed comrade, held her while she cried and revisited some painful yet fond memories/feelings for her, LOTS more low prices... did the rolly quake shake while getting ready for the rave. RAVED MY ARSE OFF!!! Btw we need better sound for next year, and the bugs were kind of an issue.... but still good fun, the music was better this year than last I do believe. So tired after the rave that I didnt even host a real afterparty, lol... am I getting old or something!! Had a great time chilling with friends, regardless of worrying so bad about someone that I almost threw up :/  Basically convinced my friend michael to become a male erotic dancer, lol!! Reminisced, cuddled, celebrated a soon to be marriage, lived, loved, enjoyed life GOOD NIGHT!!!
Sun: CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST!!! Saw my surrogate grandmother, gave an ARSE ton of rides around portland... showed off my car again cause I was bored, got accused of being awesome in public when for once I was not.... walked around the mall like a boss with gogo lolz, mastered the woooh woooh shake, like a boss!! played some DDR like a boss then basically relaxed the rest of the day and socialized with staff, played nerf football, bellydanced a bit, or tried to, lol. Made someone STOKED!!! Gave my final hugs goodbye Love you all!!! Cant wait to see you again next year :D

[Vanilla Kiss]

Okeh time to pose more then my tea party one~


Thursday put on a random pink cowgirl hat - ran around with retroman- friends called me modern Mimi from digimon so I decided to go with it. Had a talk about Pokemon vs Digimon.

Friday put on all nerd things I had, got my first pictures taken just because of my moogle hat, met a adorable cross dresser who later scared some girls when he pulled down his mask to reveal him being a boy...very very FUNNY! Went home sick around 4.

Saturday up early, into my very first official cosplay as Alice, dropped off near mall with my alice group and went to mickey d's...ah the looks we got in there! had a tea party with actual water and fruit punch in my princess tea set, with entertainment of retroman being chased around by pyramid head, who turns out to be someone I met online. hah. joined by hime for the next couple hours, including a awesome nightmarish tea party and a exciting game if apples to apples. Missed Cosplay stuff </3 but later, amazingly won best in romance at AMV contest. Left a little later~

Sunday woke up late, didn't wanna get out of bed but dragged on Alice costume, this time adding goth jacket and boots. Hung around with my best friend who was wearing a dress...he is a boy. I never saw it coming. Saw the comedy stuff. BLEH BLEH LEFT AT 4!

[Hobo Dave]

Thursday

Jen's car exploded?
Rammah get computer!
Ok, run karaoke!
Wait, no sound?
Wait, no mics?
Wait, what?
Jen saves the day!
Jena saves the day better

Friday:

Sleep in?  Not likely!
Sock wars!
Winning winning! Lost to a Meowth!
Karaoke...
Projector what?  Ack!
Who has a PC! Nooooes!
Pokemon Singalong = Success
I keep my home in my heart!

Saturday:

9 am karaoke?  Madness!
Disney sing along!? what?
Jen there's a contest today?!  When?
Dont have it, dont have it, youtube dont work
Sock wars, beaten first 5 minutes by him
Lunch!
Manga Room!
Fell asleep in Staff Room?
dont have it, dont have it!
Contest = success with minor issues
Go take a break?... whats a break?
Guard the video game room! 18+ Only!
No water, sorry!
Dennys!

Sunday:

Dont have it, Dont have it!
Cant play Rick Roll? Sorry Jen!
American Karaoke?
Break!
What?
Guard Video Game room again!
Say to one side!  Keep hall clear please!
Apples to Apples
Feedback
Pie!
Home!

[Spawn]

Thursday:
 Crap I hate waking up early.
 Yey! We're in Maine!!
 Oh my god, we need ALL of the Steampunk things? Oh wait, we need all of the bags!? >.>
 If you faint, Julie will kill you.
 They made it less formal? Crap! I should have worn flipflops.

Friday:
 If you go into the construction site, we will kill you.
 Spencer, you look like a child molester in your cosplay - I think it's the hat.
 No, I'm not going to use sunscreen there.
 Oh my god, why did I have to see that?!?!

Saturday:
 I hate suspenders
"Spawn, why do you have SO MANY DIFFERENT SKIN TONES?!"
 Nope, actually those aren't my eyes, nice try though.
 Yeah, our panel really sucked.
 Back to telling people not to go into the construction area out of fear of death!
 I still hate suspenders
 Crap, I'm burnt. "No, putting sunscreen on your chest will attract more people to come over here!" "no..."
 "We're both cosplaying FF7 characters, let's go to gamestop!!"
 WHY AM I SPILLING SO MUCH STUFF ON WHAT THERE IS OF THIS SHIRT?!?!
 The 36th chamber!
 "This movie would be better if it was just Nazi Snuff." (oh Weer'd)
Rave! I mean techno dance party.
 Oh, I thought that story was going to be funny, I didn't think it was true, or that it would end with you almost being a sex offender.
 THE MOSQUITOES! THEY'RE KILLING ME!
 What the f***?! - Sorry dad!

Sunday:
  I still don't get who would wear this as a dress.. no, wait a minute, Heather would! (just kidding, Heather.)
  I warned you, I really suck at Boffa!
  'Tis but a fleshwound!
  No, I'm actually not familiar with something around 97.8% of idioms, seriously
  Of course my salad will be safe if I leave it here!
  Boffa Tournament judging. (I wasn't late this year! :D)
  Oh, okay, I guess my salad is gone forever....
  Shut up.
  PIE!!!!!!
  Awkward conversations
  Awww... it's all over.
  Texting while half alseep...

[A Misunderstood Ninja]

alright, lets see now...

Thursday:
Woot! first year OFFICIAL staff
wait...where the hell is the rest of security staff?
whos supposed to be where?
Cake Farts and Eel Soup...nuff said
i LOVED the rule 34 panel

Friday:
WHAT THE F#@&, where is the rest of security staff?!?!
Mosselman as an awesome beat to it
Extreme Geek was epic...period

Saturday:
no one is posted here huh? theres a shocker...
f@#&ing SIX line duties in one day...my voice is gonna hate me
at the rave all "incognito"
random chick asking me: "Do you have any drugs?"
blue balling some guy in the construction area... me: "Take it to a room.." guy: "oh..ok"
bumping into a couple of chicks who asked if i was going to the rave techno dance party earlier and i told them yes but i'd be working security for it (which i was) but after they saw me decked out in rave paint and glow sticks they were all "WTF!! i thought you said you'd be doing security?" me: "i am, i'm just not wearing my sash"
'trolling till 1 am...sucks arse

Sunday:
ok, whos supposed to be where? oh well....i'll just wander and find an empty seat. my legs are KILLIN me..
yeah, my voice hates me now
Security Pocky, om nom
staff pie...was all kinds of epic, even in the short amount of time i was there

[Delfay]

Thursday:
Oh god it's early. It's so early
I told you it sucked.
YAY PORTCON
Geek Jeopardy: Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Chuck Norris
A lot of sitting
This is how you Waltz... I think
Oh god save her from him!
Mosquitoes 1-7

Friday
Yay first actual day
steampunk
mosquitoes 7-10
more steampunk
FOOD
Look at all those normal people, there must be a  normal person convention somewhere.
Every single moment of Anime Unscripted

Saturday
I'm a confused cosplayer!
Now shut up and lemme do my job as a woman
Now stroke your girly facial hair!
Mexicanmexicanmexican
Oh my god she's transforming into kiki!
A wild Kiki appears!
Sorry free hugs line I don't condone prostitution
I wonder if any of these people have diseases...
Mosquitoes 11-15

Sunday
sitsitsit
Look at her outfit its so pretty!
Lemme go spend ALL my money!
He has multiple unitards
I think he stuffs
He must live out of an RV
This is what he does!
Thaaaaaaats a lot of food
I know what I wanna do next year, I'm gonna start early!
Mosquito 16

[Rose Riku]

Thursday:
Getting five hours of sleep was NOT smart.
I'm dying of heat, I'm dying of heat...
I look like Roxas lost a bet.
I'm dying of heat...
My dad's running late.
I'm dying of heat.
YAY WE'RE LEAVING...oh FFFF it's raining. D;
I'm dying of heat...
We have so much stuff. ><
WE'RE GONNA MISS THE KINGDOM HEARTS PANEL!
YAY! Sora and Riku are here!
Waiting in line for badges is ridiculous.
WE MISSED HALF THE KINGDOM HEARTS PANEL!
WHO HATES ROXAS?! SERIOUSLY!
I'm dying of heat..
YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET!
Ohmygod. How does everyone in this room but us know this dance? Omg we're surrounded. They're closing in.
What the fudge is a hump train?

Friday:
Need. More. Sleep...
I'm dying of heat.
Yay Vendor's Room! Yay Artist Alley!
Oh just kidding, I don't see anything that I'm looking for from last year. ):
Disappointment face.
Dying of heat.
Yes, you may have a hug and a picture. Yes, you may have a hug and a picture. I feel like I'm Mickey in Disney World.
WHY IS THERE NO MCDONALDS HERE?!
Yay Milkshake! My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
Dying of heat.
WTF IS THIS?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON!
Shonen Ai Panel <3
Dude, why can't I film without anyone noticing? AND HOW COULD I KNOW IF THAT WAS A BOY OR A GIRL?!

Saturday:
Dying of heat.
Vendor's room. Roxas necklace! YAY!
Disney Sing-A-Long! Meg's song! WOO!
Um, no, I'm not Cloud. Thanks.
Apples to Apples for the win.
Let's go to Arby's! They have SHAKES!
Waiting in line, waiting in line. Dying of heat. Ohmygod that guy is wearing nothing but gold shorts and bunny ears. Get him!
RUN! RUN! WE NEED SODA AND WE NEED IT FAST!
Dying of heat.
OMG ELEVATOR HURRY UP!!! Okay, you go that way! I'll go this way! We can find a vending machine!
Did we just run in a circle?! Oh yeah... we're at Wyndham. HEY LOOK! VENDING MACHINE! 3 bucks? FFF you!
Dying of heat.
RUN HURRY UP! AXEL JUST TEXTED ME THAT THE LINE IS GOING IN!
I'll buy cans of soda from here. A dollar fifty for THAT? Whatev. Ohmygod. Why is this lady walking so slow?!
RUNNNNN!
Dying of heat.
Everyone has more fun when Lady Gaga is on.
Little Mermaid got an I'm on a Boat award? I love that.
I FORGOT MY BADGE! CRAP!
Yay! AMVs!
I'm falling asleep.
Still falling asleep.
LOL BACKSTREET BOYS! I AM SO EXCITED!
Yay I won an award!
Yay I won another award!
Okay! RAVE TIME!
Time warp!
Denny's!

Sunday:
Packing. Awww. It's almost over. D;
Kingdom Hearts photoshoot yay!
Axel, I'm putting you in my pocket.
EW THERE'S A CATERPILLAR IN MY ORGANIZATION COAT.
Essence of Axel.
YAY! I'M BUYING A ZILLION THINGS! YAY!
YAY FRIENDLY'S ICE CREAM!
Aww, I don't want to leave. ):

[PuppetofDreams]

Thursday: OMG that car is going backwards in the parking lot really fast...Hey, it's Tim!
                 What do you mean you forgot your food money?
                  Hey guys, I'm back! What are Sasuke and Naruto doing here?
                  WHY WOULD ANYONE FART ON A PERFECTLY GOOD CAKE??
                  There's no way all of us are going to fit in that room for the Rule 34 panel
                  OMG MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN RAPED ADJFKSL:LF

Friday: Holy crap I can't move in the vendors room
            Tim, you should totally cosplay Urahara
             What do you mean you sold your cosplay outfit for contacts?
            Drawing in ketchup is fun!
            Rachel: We can't fit ten people into a five person car Me: YES WE CAN!! XD
           
Saturday: My sister is sick ....But I can wear her outfit cause it has pants! XD
                 This pig is staring at me...I want one!!
                Yeah, I got a black pig! He shall be mine and I will name him...MOO MOO
                YES, SLAYERS! I'M ALL OVER THAT!!
                RAAAAVVVEEE....Oh crap, I'm dancing in a pothole

Sunday: I'm. So. Sick. Of. CHALUPAS!
             Oh crap, vendors close in 15 minutes!
             AHHHHH, DON'T KILL MY MOO MOO
            Fight in FYE...Awkward
             SEE YOU GUYS NEXT YEAR!!

[unlucky hatta]

            Rachel: We can't fit ten people into a five person car Me: YES WE CAN!! XD
           

lol we had 3 people in the trunk, five people in the back seat and two in the front. P.s. im sue-ing your butt for squishing me. it was fun though.  you forgot to mention Dante carrying off emily.

[Lady Savage]

This seriously exceeds thirty seconds.

A week before con: "Hey, does your sister want to be on Security staff?"
Wednesday night: Received Brooch of Molestation Protection +2 (Jailbait pin). Equipped pin immediately
Thursday: Stuffing goody bags, black fingers from stacking booklets. Staff meeting in the tent. "Any questions?" "Julie, how is babby form?" Meet the security crew. A huge half-black guy in a tactical vest, a buff Aryan in fatigues who looks like Guile, a tall blond guy with no front teeth and great lip piercings, a badass chick with a Horde tattoo on her neck, a weirdo named Neph, okay, I feel just a bit intimidated. Roll into RPG room, find a Pathfinder group. "Do you actually play D&D or did they just hire you to make us feel better?" Playing a cleric with 21 Wis and 18 Cha, WTF AWESOME! And my DM is a furry, what! Skip the 80s dance to play Call of Cthulhu with CJ Henderson, am I a nerd yet? Lots of lucky dice rolls later, ALL PLAYERS SURVIVE THE SESSION!
Friday: Minor car accident with Brendan, Heather, and my brother on the way to con... bonding experience! First boff, more knee scrapes! Pathfinder continued: at the end of the dungeon, we get transported to the "Jurassic Plane" and fight a T-Rex that DOES NOT LIKE my cleric! 100% in Expert in Rock Band... but I was singing Gay Bar. Funny, because I've been hanging out with a former gay club stripper! Neph gives me a lollipop and a Cthulhu tentacle dice for playing CoC instead of dancing. Mommy said not to take candy from strange men, but she said nothing about dice... Super dance party and hilarity with HAADO GAY and people ("What's Lestat stuff?"), then Extreme Geek--the Kaylee cosplayer who rolled across the stage is my hero...
Saturday: "Hey Jackie, want to work in the Loli Cafe?" "Uh, I guess!" Pretending to be a sweet Asian waitress... is Deadpool wearing an Optimus Prime buttondown? And is that Captain America? SHOWDOWN! Black Mage cosplay. Free hugs kids get hadouken and Firaga! NO I AM NOT FROM KINGDOM HEARTS! SSBB Wario! Listening to Richard Cheese outside of CCGs! Rave craziness. Return to RPG room for water. Bad Romance. TECHNO GAME AND WATCH!
Sunday: Quiet time on panel security. Hey, Game and Watch is actually named Jeremy! In Soviet Russia, Pikachu choose you! We can't go into the tall grass, there are wild Pokemon... oh well! Hey, Neph is teaching me how to kill people! Kai is a furry (not a fox though)! Thanks for the Xianghua shirt, Patrick! Staff pie, WHY WOULD YOU YELL AT BOB?! Spawn is really red and I am really pale and the pictures of us end up on FB, crap!

Thanks PortCon 2010, it was rofltastic!

[unlucky hatta]

I guess ill explain the rest of the stuff my sis missed and what i did

Thursday:
wait i change my mind - goes finishes costume.
where does the line end!
wait roxas? naruto? they dont even look like them! what a jerk!
hey lets call him kuwahara (watch the yu yu hakusho movie with subtitles)
food court:woah how did he.. he cant here me from all the way over there!
wait your bringing me home?

Friday
hey josh
sage: AH! window
food court: omg Ginji!
stop sign: Ginji wait!
lobby: runs over hugs ginji
Rachel: i can give you guys a ride. Emily: theres way to many people.  random person: ill ride on the roof.
paige: yeah come on everyone hop in!
omg the keys are locked in the car
wait tim how did you get the keys out?
free hugs? sure. omg too many hugs!

Saturday
too sick to go.
wait sora was kidnapped?

Sunday:
so depressing
omg u killed her moo moo
tiny parachutes in pants and on foreheads
Spencers!
DOMO fight!
woah wait there fighting i thought they were friends?
goodbye portcon 

[MrFabulous]

Thursday:
Lineline. Hey Oogie. :D
We're in!
Who Would Win Panel summed up in two words. "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
Wudup furfriends <3
Anime Science Theater 3001. [In high pitched girly voice.] AHHHH HA HA HA HA~

Friday:
Back at PortCon
Shonen Ai panel preparation.
H-hey, Kai... <3
Mall trip for starbucks. C:
Shonen Ai Panel! Great success.
Galactic Bowling?! WHY NOT

Saturday:
UGH WORK BLECH
H-hey, Kai.. <3
Raaave :3
Denny's

Sunday:
BLUE BARRACUDAS!
H-hey, Kai... <3
More fur friends. c:
STOP. CALLING STOP. CALLING.
Uh oh worktime gotta go. ._.

[Gunsbeforeroses]

Alright here we go...

Thursday:
STRESSSTRESSSTRESSSTRESS! ... Oh hey, I'm at portcon now.
Awkward Hi.
OMG I KNOW YOU!
Wanderwander.
Check Manga Room status.
Wanderwander.
APPLES TO APPLES! D:<
Spawn? :3
I LIKE FLUFFY BUNNIES.
.... What is.... I don't know?
Rule34 ruined my childhood.
I LOVE RULE 34. D:<

Friday:
Ohcrap 9am Manga Room. <3
Harry Potter Jeopardy crash.
Harry Potter Jeopardy happy.
Harry Potter Jeopardy discussions
Harry Potter Jeopardy happy ending.
"YOU GUYS, I BARGAINED FOR +1 POINTS FOR OUT TEAM!"
Mangaaaaa-- ouuuuuuu!
Pokemonz sing-a-longs?  BUT I AM A PIKACHU IN A ROOM FULL OF TEAM ROCKETS!
Epic Pokemon trading with SS/HG
Epic Pokewalker picture
Extreme Geek....
Everyone booing me for Twilight.
Neph spinning an octopus in my face.
I didn't laugh. I didn't lose.
Walking. ^_^

Saturday:
Sleep.... Sleeep.... I NEED TO GO TO THE MANGA ROOM~
Happy Manga room till 6pm
PIZZA. OMG PIZZA!
Amazing cool vendors stuff.
Amazing cool arts stuff.
Amazing cool AUCTION.
"What did you want most out of that lot?" -Julie  "... The poop keychain." - Me
"I NOW HAVe MANGA IN JAPANESE AND I CAN'T READ JAPANESE!"
Food.
Oh look, a rave techno dance party.
*dancing on stage*
*raveraverave* *technodancetechnodancetechnodance*
HENTAI PANEL!
".... Error... Parental controls... HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Sunday:
So... Tired... Must... Spend... Money... in... Dealers room...
Manga. <3
"DAVE IT'S A SLAP BRACELET!"
Cleanup manga room.
"So tired..."
Con feedback.
Convincing the boy that he should staff.
Belfast!

[KnightRiderGirl]

Anime Science Theater 3001. [In high pitched girly voice.] AHHHH HA HA HA HA~

YES

Anywai....I'll do my best to sum up. Def. longer than 30 seconds though

Thursday:
Got not much sleep....awesomee..
OMG TRAIN IS RUNNING A HALF HOUR LATE
Yay finally in Portland!
*stares at hotel* I MISSED YOU SHERATON...crap...I MEAN WYNDHAM!
-setupsetupsetup-
Yay Staff Badge! Yay first year on Tech!
We Love The 80's = So many great memories.
MST3K Panel = MOST FUN EVERRR! GLAD YOU ALL HAD FUN!
-passes out-

Friday:
*crawls out of bed* Yay second day!
-roaming-
Woo first shift on Tech Staff!
Cosplay Court Case = HILARIOUS
Apparently some Sasori want to kill me?
Off duty.....crap improv panel. OH I KNOW! MST3K AGAIN!
More improv again.....and AGAIN...
-brain slowly melting-
Playing Naruto...and kicking butt

Saturday:
*crawls out of bed* Yay third day! Crap con is over tomorrow!
LOL Deadpool in a tie.
"NO COFFEE FOR YOU!" T_T
More improv panels....*brain dies*
THAT'S IT NO MORE IMPROV KTHXBAI luls
*slinks back up to room, seeing how long line is for Hentai panel*
OMFG RED GREEN SHOW ON TV! WIIIIIIIINNNNNN
"Seriously, you waited ALL CON to do this?!?!" - inside joke. Some of y'all know. Keep it that way X3

Sunday:
*sighs, packs up stuff* Damn it last day of con
Woo nothing to do in the tent! Wait...crap...I'M BORED NOW
Checking out with the same person I checked in with
"He won't find us here....CRAP THERE HE IS! MOVE MOVE MOVE!"
STAFF PIE = WIN

Days I Can't Remember, etc:
*hugs Sasori* "Congratulations. You just hugged Sakura" *Sasori dies*
SASORI JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK! GOOD JOB SAKURA
Shaolin movie in staff room - So many fun jokes that, sadly, can't be repeated here
-stabiestabiestabie- Kunai: Best. Purchase. Ever.



And more to come whenever I remember X3

[Archimer]

THURSDAY
JERKS!

FRIDAY
JERKS!

SATURDAY
JERKS!

SUNDAY
I FREAKIN' LOVE GOLF!