The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[nephilistic]

Cranted: have a nice ride with no atmosphere it won't be fun for long

I wish I could speak normally again

[Spawn]

You can speak normally again! Unfortunately you have no one to talk to, so your ability to speak gradually deteriorates until you're left unable to form words because it has been eons since you last spoke.


I wish that I was allowed to drive up to Maine and hang with the PortCon peeps!

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

Wish granted! You get a shiny new car to drive up to PortCon Maine! But it turns out the car you were sold is a lemon and it breaks down on the way 

I wish my computer would stop being so damn slow 

[nephilistic]

granted. Your computer speeds exponentially. Develops quite a bit of inelegance while it was at it. Skynet is born. Not many people are grateful when terminators start destroying the human race. 

I wish folks would see the only real value in things is what people can do with them.

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

Wish granted, but of course they have to do something stupid with them and human intelligence never evolves 

I wish I was at Anime Expo 2011 right now 

[HikaruArkives]

Granted, but you're stuck in a room full of frisky furries.

I wish I had a violin.

[nephilistic]

Granted. You now have a very nice violin. It's quite old too. You can barely make out a Stradivarius makers mark inside. Now if only you could do something about that plague of acne on your cheeks that causes you too much pain to play when you try.

I wish all the hours of community service I do now could be counted as credit toward some minor but very fun act of illegal silliness.

[j99450]

Granted, but the credit expires at midnight tonight.

I wish Mass Effect had a MMO.

[ToastyTordy]

Granted, but the monthly fees will take away your portcon funds for the next three years.

I wish I could get a teaching job.

[nephilistic]

*GRANTED*
You land a cushy job helping students learn. It's super easy too. You're now a medical school cadaver.

I wish more people could comprehend what I see as funny without needing half an hours explanation and use of a white board.

[N.S.Cosplay]

I was born allergic to teething....... currently 24 yr old and getting my wisdon teeth...