The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[Spawn]

Congratulations, you now speak fluent Japanese! Unfortunately you stumble upon an anime that is actually a code for the Japanese government - you'll have to be killed.

I wish that I could have stayed in Nicaragua for a longer amount of time. :/

[animedevildog]

Thanks to the Saninistas, you get to stay there forever! (except for an ear, which they cut off to send to your dad)
This leaves him with a LOT less gray hair now as a side effect.

I wish I had that $4500 Alienware laptop I've been drooling over... 

[miitchan]

Granted, but while you use a boxcutter to get it open, you accidentally slice yourself in the carotid artery, rendering you limp and lifeless.

I wish I could look more French than Asian. ;-;

[nephilistic]

granted; you now look like an 1800's fur trapper. that beard doesn't do much to hide the belly of yours.

I wish I could find some balance in my work, con going and money.

[animedevildog]

You find that balance! Unfortunately, you do so at the expense of eating Ramen noodles once a day for the rest of your life.

I wish all this snow and cold weather would go away forever and NEVER return.

[REUTECH]

Granted!  Al Gore is now your roommate and life partner forever tho.

[animedevildog]

Granted!  Al Gore is now your roommate and life partner forever tho.

AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!
*feeds himself to a demented harp seal out of desperation to escape*

[nephilistic]

granted the seal is named Sarlacc so for it to digest you takes 1000 years.

I wish people would remember to make a wish after corrupting one from someone else. Not a lot of rules people!

[REUTECH]

granted the seal is named Sarlacc so for it to digest you takes 1000 years.

I wish people would remember to make a wish after corrupting one from someone else. Not a lot of rules people!

Granted!  I remembered to make a wish!

I wish for a new StarTrek Tv Series!

[animedevildog]

Granted! And you find out that Spock is played by Pee-Wee Herman, Kirk is Barney, and all the Klingons have been replaced by Telitubbies!

I wish Taco Bell was open 24/7 and delivered.

[bailzan]

Granted! And you find out that Spock is played by Pee-Wee Herman, Kirk is Barney, and all the Klingons have been replaced by Telitubbies!

I wish Taco Bell was open 24/7 and delivered.

Granted, but you develop an allergy to all mexican food.


I wish for a Gundam of my very own

[animedevildog]

Granted... only to have all it's systems suffer a major failure in the heat of battle, causing you to die at the hands of a rebel little girl with a very large satchel charge.

I wish I was back in the Marine Corps...

[ToastyTordy]

Granted! You're back...as a barrack custodian...so you have to clean up after a lot of sweaty guys (and girls) and they happen to be the most sloppy division.

I wish all of my literature reviews would just write themselves and get me an A.

[nephilistic]

granted: they write themselves and you get an A for them but you only get the A because they write themselves as bomb threats, rambling manifestos and make vague references to  how John Hinckley Jr was a genius and how his methods should work on Pam Grier.


I wish it didn't take me so long to corrupt this thing.

[Keyblade Prime]

40,000 people corrupt you wish the second you post it and then the forum permanently crashes.

I wish I was a faster reader.