The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[Keyblade Prime]

You do but you miss portcon.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Acerotaa]

Aha, granted but on the condition that those wishes (and all subsequent wishes) must be for more wishes.

I wish that someone near me had MJOLNIR armor

[nephilistic]

granted but it comes without batteries makes a lovely set of paper weights.

I wish I could bother to cook good food when it's just me eating.

[Spawn]

Wish granted! You now cook delicious meals when it's just you eating! You can only cook good food when it's you eating, which causes you to lose your friends and get obese all alone.

I wish that that I didn't have a snow day.

[nephilistic]

ok! you don't have a snow day. Words get out about your wish and everyone involved in the slightest way with any accidents or injures the follow sues you. The judge makes an example of you and you spend the rest of your life trying to pay off the national debt sized settlement. There is good news. you find a job testing mattresses so you can get a nap during your third full time job.

I wish for an Athena pizza from Zorbo's

[Calcos323]

Granted, but the pizza is cursed, causing you to eat nothing but dirt for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get a job I liked, which pays $17/hour AMERICAN AND CANNOT BE CONVERTED, that I could never get fired from, that I could quit whenever I wanted, that I can never be forced to quit, that I could spend every penny I earned on whatever I want, no excuses, that my boss and coworkers were always friendly and never did bad things to me, and that the money I earned could never be taken/stolen by anyone/anything, be it a computer error, burglar, check catching on fire, etc, etc, etc.

Good luck corrupting THAT!

[Knarpulous]

Granted, but the U.S. dollar inflates so badly that $17 can't even buy a box of ramen.

I wish I had aced my last Biology test...

[animedevildog]

GRANTED! but you fail every other test you take.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.

[Spawn]

Granted! You now have so many things to do that you are too busy to go to Portcon!!

I wish that I had a treadmill and the time to use it.

[nik the foamsmith]

wish granted
 though the tread mill is actualy a decepticon so it forces you ro run or get blasted by disruptor cannons


i sish some one would corrupt my wish

[Valdor Sekaku]

Granted!  i corrupt your sish

I wish my hands could convert into energy weapons that require no fuel or ammunition to operate and convert back at will.

[animedevildog]

Granted, but the first time you fire them, they backfire, maiming you horribly for life!

I wish Combat Arms was finished updating their servers...

(Spawn, if it involves Bike Week in Laconia, or maybe riding out to Oklahoma, that would be ok with me. ~.^ )

[nephilistic]

granted servers updated. In keeping with the "Old School" theme that's so popular it's now in 4 bit. Like one of those games that came through just before space invaders. Everyone has to fit on one screen and looks identical. Gee what fun!

I wish I could spend the first half of Friday doing something less annoying

[Acerotaa]

certainly, but the second half of friday would stretch into a huge time loop, causing you to go through three years of greek god style annoying tasks.

I wish spanish didn't work.

[Valdor Sekaku]

Granted!  you have been teleported to the dawn of man, well before spanish was created, or portcon, or sanitation, or the internet.

i wish  Steam Shovel Harry was real!  his jaws can dissolve anything!