The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[nephilistic]

you do, but go Amish when you find they are nothing more than distractions from the things that make life good.

I wish candy didn't taste so good.

[Momo-chan]

you do, but go Amish when you find they are nothing more than distractions from the things that make life good.

I wish candy didn't taste so good.

granted, but unfortunatly it now tastes like rotton fish

I wish I was a boy

[nephilistic]

done and DONE you were a boy... past tense now not only to you have what you used to guess at but you remember with the rose coloured glasses of nostalgia all those things you now miss a thousand time worse.

I wish English spelling to be phonetic like German

[Acerotaa]

Then everyone in the world would be deaf and dumb.

I wish that the internet could get its act together.

[Moritani]

Granted, but this means that every person formerly on 4chan is now has you surrounded.

I wish that my life was a harem anime.

[Momo-chan]

Granted, but this means that every person formerly on 4chan is now has you surrounded.

I wish that my life was a harem anime.

Granted but everyone in your harem is invisible and gay.

I wish that I could speak German.

[Keyblade Prime]

But the only word you can say is "kick my butt" and "mug me".

I wish I was a Keyblade wielder.

[animedevildog]

Your video game collection becomes enormous, but then you get sucked into your TV like in an old bad Sci-Fi film...

I wish my car was running right now.

[Keyblade Prime]

Your video game collection becomes enormous, but then you get sucked into your TV like in an old bad Sci-Fi film...

I wish my car was running right now.

Hey thats an old wish.

[nephilistic]

double granted. POOF it is an old wish AND...
it's running great. sounds like a dream now as it crashes through you wall in to your kitchen. Fortunately you dog managed to stop it. the other side of the coin is it got stuck under the wheel preventing traction.

I wish I could be bothered to get some of the ever so long list of things to do done.

[Moritani]

You manage to get about three things on the list done! However, you did them all so badly, that it creates more things to do.

I wish I was married to William Henry Gates III and got 50% of his money, but didn't have to consummate the marriage.

[Knarpulous]

You're married to him, but you're never allowed to marry anyone else, and gives away most of his money in his old age.

I wish I had more pizza...

[nephilistic]

Granted! You now have a pizza. It even regenerates. Hope that it being your complexion isn't a problem.

I wish people knew how to drive in dnow

[Spawn]

Congratulations! People can now drive in Dnow, where-ever or whatever that is. They drive even worse that before when it snows, though.

I wish that I could go running.

[kawaiinekonya]

you can go running, but when you are outside running the ground turns to hot lava and slowly and painy burns you.

I wish I could go to metrocon