The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[KeyToMyKeyBlade]

Granted, but that cookie turned out to be a carrot. >.< Now you have a orange hand, and has a carrot sticking out of it. (Wow, completely random sorry)

I wish, to have all the Pocky in the world. MmmMMmmMMmm. I could die for that stuff.. 

[Acerotaa]

You could have it all, but it would crush you in delicious, pocky-y terror.

I wish that we could get the Rooster Teeth guys at Port Con

[animedevildog]

You get your wish, only to find PortCon cancelled due to a freak week long catagory 5 huricane that hits that Wednesday!

I wish I had this bike again:

[SoraKitty]

Granted. But soon after you get it, a bus backs-up and runs it over, destroying the bike.

I wish I had a Yami cosplay. =D

[Moritani]

Granted, but instead of being sewn together, this cosplay appears to be made of paper and staples.

I wish my room was clean.

[Knarpulous]

It is clean, but so clean that all your things were thrown away.

I wish we would move into our new house quicker.

[Momo-chan]

You move in quicker but it burns to the ground a week later.


I wish I had a pet squid.

[Moritani]

Granted, but your pet is, unfortunately, kalamari.

I wish it was summer.

[animedevildog]

Granted, but it lasts for only one day, rains all day, then skips fall and goes directly into winter!

Wish I had a big plate of Fettuchini and Scallops Alfredo right now

[Momo-chan]

You get it but unfortunatly the scallops are spoiled and you get horrible food poisioning


I wish I had a spaceship

[Kiba Yuki]

You can have your spaceship, however it's full of aliens that wanna destroy earth.

I wish for portcon all year round

[Moritani]

Granted, but after a few days, and minimal bathing, we all get a year-round con funk going. And soon our con-wide economy crashes due to shipments of pocky, plushies and ramune being delayed indefinitely.

I wish I could blow up the Earth!

[Keyblade Prime]

You do but there is no air in space so you die.

I wish I knew who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

[SoraKitty]

You yourself live in the pineapple under the sea. But sadly you didn't have a oxygen tank, and wasn't able to surface in time.

I wish I will pass my test tomorrow for work. 

[Keyblade Prime]

You do but you fail every other test you take from that point on.

I wish I owned more video games.