The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[Archimer]

You guys know what to do with this one. I will wish for nothing, as I do not want to see my sweet dreams and fine machines in pieces on the ground.

Go!

[Kiba Yuki]

i with for the abillity to fly high in the sky

((So basicly we play genies that screw with the wish above us))

[Knarpulous]

You can fly in the sky, but you can't come down.

I wish I had a working Xbox 360.

[Kiba Yuki]

you do have a working Xbox 360, too bad it's working as a slave driving overlord forcing you to build more of them


I wish to have an arctic wolf as a pet

[j99450]

Sure, but its going to kill you next time you go to sleep.

I wish I could find some Materia

[Acerotaa]

You'll over dose like Loz

I wish that I could find become my ranger in D&D

[animedevildog]

You get your wish, thene everyone else in the world stops playing D&D, so it becomes a moot point.

I wish it was Spring so I could ride again.

[j99450]

Granted, but it rains everyday

I wish I had gone to PortCon before last year.

[Moritani]

Granted, but you don't remember it, and you can never go again. (Muahaha)

I wish that all of my game projects weren't due at the same time.

[animedevildog]

Granted, but they all become past due by more than two weeks, granted all on seperate days.

I wish I had a garage with every tool I could wish for.

(@j99450: I ride my motorcycle in the rain, so that won't stop me! )

[Kiba Yuki]

granted but they're all miniture plastic versions, the kiddy kind.


I wish i could own one of every manga in the world, legally

[KnightRiderGirl]

Granted, however a huge stack of them falls over and the weight crushes your arms. You now have to learn how to read books with your feet

I wish that I had an endless supply of apple flavored sweet tarts :3

[A Misunderstood Ninja]

your teeth end up rotting and you get gum cancer from too much sugar

i wish i could obtain a billion US dollars illegally and not get busted by any branch of the judicial system

*edit* : should have put that in there in the first place XD

[j99450]

Granted, but ins in Zimbabwen Currency, so it's totally worthless the next days (inflation is currently at 231,000,000% according to http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5112IF20090202 )

I wish a true sequel that was worth of the name of Homeworld would get made(don't even mention HW2)

[Moritani]

Granted, but due to copyright issues, it is never released and all copies are destroyed.

I wish I had a delicious cookie that cured carpal tunnel.