The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[nephilistic]

granted you are now salvador dali great work but not making much anymore.

I wish my job wasn't so dirty

[j99450]

Granted, but you got fired.

I wish I could find an entry-level IT job in the area.

[nephilistic]

granted: you get a job as cousin It at a beach. Enjoy that hair suit. it's like walking around in shag carpet. shag carpet with fleas. You get paid commission on everyone you get to go to the speech therapist who hired you. You do get docked for slipping out of persona so you check will say "please remit" more often than not.

I wish I had more tasty food to eat around here

[Hakuro de Killer]

Granted, but the reason it tastes so good is due to a new, experimental form of MSG that just so happens to give you terrible stomach pain.

I wish One Piece was more popular.

[nephilistic]

granted. now it goes the way of Naruto. all kinds of wanna be and wish I were fans start coming out of the wood work. the story is changed to have more appeal. everything is now watered down and boring.


I wish this game was more active

[ToastyTordy]

Granted: but then your computer crashes and you are unable to read any of it! 

I wish I was a talented maker of cosplay costumes...

[nephilistic]

you develop insane cosplay making skills. You budget comes from prize money. So you don't get to make any of the glorious new ideas you have.



I wish time wouldn't go slower the closer to port con we get

[ToastyTordy]

Granted time speeds up so that the PortCon seems to arrive instantly. Unfortunately time has sped up so much the PortCon is also over instantly.  and this is your face when it happens-


I wish for more chocolate in my life...

[Moritani]

Granted, everyone you love is turned into Nestle chocolate, the lowest form of chocolate.

I wish I had a pet Vocaloid of my very own.

[nephilistic]

granted. you get the computer program instead of the cute thing you wanted. it effects every keyboard you touch and sings every word. it also try to sing words as you type them so it guesses and is wrong more often than auto-fill on a cell phone. hope you're cool with every PIN you have being made public too.

I wish people would stop being surprised that I don't eat meat.

[foge40]

Granted you now eat meat and people are surprised at that.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

[ToastyTordy]

Granted, your wish is corrupted by not being corrupted. Only a slight paradox that makes your brain explode. Sorry about that. 

I wish I could have the perfect classroom for my student teaching...

[Keyblade Prime]

You do but the students are troublemakers.

I wish the lego sets I ordered would arrive sooner.

[Spawn]

Congratulations, they arrive sooner, alright! In fact, they arrive so soon that you haven't even been born yet when the delivery man drops off the package!


I wish I were tan.

[nephilistic]

Granted: your father picks up corporal punishment and a hobby of child abuse. he tans your hide on a regular basis



I wish I could get a chance to corrupt more of Spawns wishes