The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[nephilistic]

Granted: when Harry became real all our voices turned in to auto-tune. Dear God Morse code with nails and chalkboards would be less painful.

I wish I would stop getting phone calls for phones that aren't mine. Wrong #'s and the fact that verizon thinks my phone is a town office

[animedevildog]

Granted! Your phone falls into the toilet and never works again!

I wish my head didn't hurt right now...

[Aye! Wallace]

Granted. You lose all feeling in your head and every other limb of your body begins to ache with unfathomable pain, so much so that you feel a headache coming on.

I REALLY, with all caps, wish I didn't drink so much last night.

[animedevildog]

Granted, but you become allergic to Guinness and all other good things, so your diet becomes incredibly bland and boring

I wish it was warm and sunny out.

[j99450]

granted for one day, but afterwords its cold and snowy for the next 3 years causing PortCon to be cancelled because they "couldn't find the venue"

[DevilAcolyte]

Hmm, seems this game perished immediately, when one person forgot to post a wish. Heh, guess I'll poke the topic with a stick, and see if it's really dead ^.^

I wish that I could get my Graverobber cosplay down perfectly for Portcon!

[nephilistic]

granted; OH so very granted!  You cosplay comes out perfect. Down right over the top in perfection. So perfect you are arrested in the registration line for grave robbing. You are set free Monday 9:05 AM.

I wish my video for my Saturday night panel would get here in time to show it at portcon

[Kiba Yuki]

granted sadly it rained so much friday that the room you were going to use caved in and all the other rooms are in use.

I wish for a card game i designed become popular.

[Moritani]

Granted, your game is famous. However, your card game is so popular that every single person on Earth is a fan. And, due to this, you are forced to work 24/7 for the rest of your life. And, back when you first designed it, you accidentally signed a contract that gives all the royalties and profits to EA. So, you're workin' minimum wage.

I wish these bugs would leave me alone.

[Keyblade Prime]

It does but it gets a cartoon made by 4Kids based on it.

I wish I owned a belt.

[DevilAcolyte]

The bugs leave you alone, but the velociraptors do not. And you own a belt, but it's a conveyor belt, which fails to keep your pants up.

I wish I had a rapier.

[nephilistic]

granted: you even get it just before the animated skeletons attack (all Sinbad style). you do look smashing while they kill you though.

I wish more people would enjoy this silly game.

[Jupis]

granted:however within a few days time they go back to disliking the game...however they do have fun with it


I wish that at least some things i wanted actually happened

[Spawn]

Congratulations! All of your wishes happen! Even the ones that you didn't want anyone to know about, hell you didn't even know about them. You're now exiled.

I wish that I had time to go running this weekend.

[DevilAcolyte]

Granted, you manage to make time to run when you're chased down by Jehova's Witnesses. Unfortunately, you didn't manage to make time to run fast enough.

I wish I was a better artist.