The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[kylr23]

Your wish is granted but they become zomterians infection people into vegible like begins so they can eat them, het at lest the know when its dinner time :D

I wish I could win the lottery

[frankfrak]

Wish granted you win the lottery, but everyone else who wished that they could win, wins the lottery as well. So, you win a grand total of 34 dollars and 52 cents.

I wish for some peace of mind.

[nephilistic]

Granted: you find a nice fresh piece of someone's mind. I think that zombie running toward you might be distracted for about 4 seconds with it.

I wish my "nrmal" work day would be 8 hours rather than over 10 hours.

[ToastyTordy]

Granted! For about one week you have a normal work shift of eight hours. After that week however, you work 24 hours a day and eventually perish from exhaustion and insanity.

I wish there were no such things as standardized tests!

[Spawn]

Thank you! There are no longer standardized tests! Colleges now double their rates and decide who can enroll via last name (alphabetical order!). Damn you!

I wish that I could keep my G.P.A. at a 4.0 or higher.

[nephilistic]

Granted: G.P.A. is now rated with the same scale we all got used to seeing on tests. Your  score out of 100 is 8.0. I hope you like summer school.


I wish I didn't have to completely rethink my cooking to suit the detox diet that a guest will be living on.

[j99450]

Granted,  as your on the diet to.

I wish I could find an IT job I'm qualified for that isn't so 45+Miles away, and has competitive pay and bennefits w/o requiring me to work 60+hour weeks.

[ToastyTordy]

This one took some thinking to corrupt, but wish granted! You have found a job that you are qualified for that is only 44 and 1/1000 of a mile away and requires to you to work 59 hours and 59 minutes a week. The pay is indeed competitive with a colosseum-like match between all co-workers and a pack of starved wild animals. Last employee standing gets paid. But a lion eats you- nomnomnom too bad. *whew* that was quite a wish to corrupt.

I wish to get all A's this last college semester!

[nephilistic]

granted. a computer glitch changes all your grades to A. The problem is quickly noticed and fixed. You are accused of hacking the schools computer systems and expelled. A copy of you discipline hearing is sent attached to any copy of your transcript. Even University of Phoenix doesn't want a trouble maker like you. Now you have to master Spanish so you can go to a nice Mexican college to get a diploma.


I wish some of the food is this place looked good to eat

[kylr23]

I wish some of the food is this place looked good to eat

GRanted but now everythng else even sweets outside of the places taste disqusting to you.

I wish for over 9000 wishs!

[j99450]

granted, but the world ends immediately afterwords

I wish I could decide weather to do Lavi's pre-edo or edo exorcist uniform

[nephilistic]

granted. you go with pre-edo VERY pre-edo. everyone thinks you look adorable in a diaper.


I wish I could come up with something good to wish for

[Spawn]

Alright, you have something good to wish for, but your internet dies before you get a chance to post it, and the next post is someone wishing for the exact same thing.

I wish that my friend would realize that I'm not interested in him.

[ToastyTordy]

He soon realizes it and it breaks his heart turning him into a raging psychopath who gets on the news as the latest serial killer. Everyone blames you.

I wish I could just graduate college already...

[animedevildog]

You suddenly have your degree! But, it has been discovered that all your school records have been lost, so you have to start all over again... all the way back to kindergarten.

I wish I spoke fleuent Japanese so I could watch all the anime I love in it's original context.