The Return of Corrupt-A-Wish

[Spawn]

They now are! You're working for a company that mandates power naps daily! The only problem is that they're experimenting on their workers during said power naps! Have fun being mutated!

I wish that we celebrated "Aboriginal Day" in America instead of just in Canada and Australia.

[RichardtheDragon]

Granted, however you realized that it's not all it's cracked up to be

I wish everyone would calm down a little

[AGiganticPanda]

Granted. Although it's so little that you don't notice the difference.

I wish for a panda bear.

[nephilistic]

granted: several furrys dressed as pandas appear. they bear you to a quiet place and throw a fur pile all over you. that and they have fleas.

I wish I could recover from PortCon in under a week

[AGiganticPanda]

Granted. You recover in 6 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds.

I wish it wasn't so fracking hot.

[Moritani]

Granted. It is now winter, complete with summer tourists and no snow/ice. Just cold air and Floridians complaining about it.

I wish the mail was faster.

[Spawn]

Congratulations! The mail is much faster! It's so fast that the mailman isn't even involved in the delivery process, and so everyone employed by the US Mail people gets laid off. They know it was your fault; prepare for riots!


I wish that my tan lines didn't look so trashy.

[Lady Savage]

Spawn, your tan lines don't look trashy anymore, but your tan still gives you skin cancer!

I wish I were pro at Starcraft.

[nephilistic]

granted. you are so good the god like skills you have make the game a bore to play. the loss of interest make a giant hole in your life. might of been a better idea not to try to fill it with fast food. true to it's name it speeds you to your grave.

I wish someone would go grocery shopping for me.

[AGiganticPanda]

Granted. Although they decided to spend all the money on prunes & nutella. Delicious!

I wish people would realize that complaining about being annoyed about free hugs signs is annoying.

[ToastyTordy]

Granted but once they realize it is annoying they decide to do it some more just to annoy you.

I wish that PortCon 2011 didn't have to wait until 2011

[nik the foamsmith]

granted. it happened in 1102

i wish i was as awesome out side of port con

[nephilistic]

granted you are now an awesome foam smith.  Your tallents get noticed by a mega group of LARPers they lock you in a basement ans keep you fed on bacon according to outdated hopes. They keep you supplied in bacon. veggie bacon. Know what's worse than veggie bacon? UNCOOKED veggie bacon. they throw you pack after pack of still frozen veggie bacon to live off.

Maybe next time you could wish for something you don't already have. May as well of wished to enjoy LARP.

I wish I could remember all the things I made mental notes about at PortCon.

[nik the foamsmith]

Maybe next time you could wish for something you don't already have. May as well of wished to enjoy LARP.

im not letting a larp get corrupted by you monsters lol. and should of phrased it "people relise"


to wishing  i want mutant powers

[nephilistic]

ok that one is granted too. you have mutant powers. electricity mutates to unflavored jello around you. pneumatic and hydrolic power mutates to jets of silly putty. the up side, you're not nearly strong enough to effect gravity things would get messy when you mutated to to gravy.

I still wish I could remember all the things I made mental notes about at PortCon.